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Lily Allen’s retort was hilarious, but I feel for Rita Ora and her over-the-top grieving yesterday. Everyone’s got a special Prince memory and celebrity deaths always breed social media commiseration. Yesterday was sad! It’s safe to say there will never be another artist quite like pop music’s ageless, androgynous polymath Prince.

With “1999” the Minneapolis icon broke down racial barriers on MTV even before “Billie Jean.” He was spiritual and soft-spoken, but gave us songs of sensuality and protest, dozens of genre-averse anthems that were always welcomed on dancefloors and road trips. Purple Rain was a colossus in the firmament of ‘80s culture. “Batdance” didn’t even seem corny when it came out.

In later years, public tussles with his record label and digital gatekeepers kept the singular virtuoso somewhat out of the spotlight, but damned if Prince didn’t knock out at least a couple of stellar funk-rock jams on even his least essential projects. And yeah he loved the color purple and dressing provocatively, but Prince wasn’t just an eccentric in stilettos, he was otherworldly. That’s why tales of his more mundane activities — he was a middle school jock, he liked Little Nemo, he ate breakfast — inspired such fervor.

You also gotta respect that while he was a champion of record stores, he didn’t seem too caught up with tracking new artists besides those he groomed himself at Paisley Park. That’s partly why his slippery surprise covers of Pearl Jam and Radiohead were so delightful.

It’ll be a minute before we know why exactly Prince left us so soon (it’s probably not the Zika virus, Aretha). He was reportedly in great pain in recent weeks, but the results of this morning’s autopsy have not been revealed yet. Meanwhile, it appears Prince left several vaults of unreleased music behind. Depending on who ends up with the masters, Prince may get the last laugh, forcing us all to subscribe to his beloved Tidal to hear them. (Note that the Purple One was not a complete luddite in the end: adorably, he’d gotten into memes lately, and Twitter ultimately became a perfect medium 4 him 2.)

When I consider some of my favorite albums that have come out in 2016 so far — the latest from the 1975, Kendrick Lamar, M83, and KING, for example — it’s striking how much they’re all inspired by classic Prince. As if it wasn’t already clear he was ahead of his time. Prince wasn’t perfect, but he deserves the gushing praise. He will be missed.

Scenes of mourning at Paisley Park today. R.I.P. #Prince 💐 [📸: Grace Birnstengel/Stereogum]

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#10  vandertramps | Apr 19th Score:40

well this explains the original lyrics: “Despite all my rage, the moon landing was filmed on a stage.”

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#9  Guy Incognito | Apr 21st Score:40

In the early 2000’s I had tickets to see Sigur Ros in Philly. I had no one to go with, so I asked my little brother. He wouldn’t go, “never heard of them” he said. So six months later or so I make a mix CD for him for Christmas, and to close the album out I throw on track 8 from the untitled album. He was floored, and regretted not having attended that show with me.

About two years later Prince is in Philly and I have two tickets and no guest. So, I ask my little brother again. “Are you serious? Prince? So lame.” So I remind him of his feelings about missing that Sigur Ros show, and tell him I don’t want money I just want company. Nothing to lose, right? Well we still talk about that show and how memorable it was, and how my brother changed as a result of just listening to what this one special person was capable of. Prince is among the most talented artists to have ever shared their creativity with us, and I will be forever grateful for the music he left behind. He was truly beyond compare, and I hope someday in the next life I’ll be able to play my guitar with him and enjoy some pancakes.

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#8  hatebox | Apr 21st Score:42

Obligatory “Fuck you, 2016” comment.

Damn. Very sad news.

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#7  crania americana | Apr 19th Score:43

I don’t understand what he means and I could really give a fuck.

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#6  dansolo | Apr 21st Score:43

As usual, MIA has a good point buried beneath that mountain of rhetorical bullshit. Like absolutely Americans don’t care nearly enough about the consequences of our military and political actions in the world. Absolutely we need to care more about the Muslim and Syrian and Pakistani lives that are being ended and ruined. But why saying that requires you to take a dump on Black Lives Matter, which has little to do with Kendrick or Beyonce, and a whole lot to do with some of the most vulnerable communities in America trying to stop the police from murdering their children is beyond me.

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#5  dn | Apr 17th Score:44

Goddamn, I’d been blissfully unaware that that song existed and now the world seems that bit less enjoyable. “I know you want me cos you never disagree” is a legitimately horrifying thing to hear from a serial abuser.

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#3  raleigh st. clair | Apr 21st Score:45

It could have been worse. They could have gone with ‘PRCPTNS.’

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Adam Swiderski | Apr 21st Score:46

I don’t have the link handy, but if you get the chance, watch his solos during “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” at the George Harrison tribute. The man was a monster musician. At the end, he throws his guitar in the air…and we never see it come down, because God basically decided it had been played as it was ever going to be and took it up from this mortal realm.

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#1  meat | Apr 20th Score:49

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fb10104618780249159 | Apr 20th Score:-22

TIL that this guy doesn’t know what ‘disenfranchised’ means.

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#4  LosingMyEdge | Apr 21st Score:-24

Bullshit. People see as building cred– “Look at me, I listen to EVERYTHING. I am SO MOVED by ANY death of someone who critics say is important.” It’s phony as shit and if you are telling me that didn’t happen with Bowie then you’re wrong. Happened with Phife to a much smaller degree too- suddenly everyone on Instagram was a Tribe fan; suddenly everyone on Twitter was a Bowie die-hard. THAT’s what is gross.

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#3  LosingMyEdge | Apr 21st Score:-26

No, the shit humans are the ones who try to get attention for a death that means nothing to them other than “ZOMG! MUST JOIN THE TRAIN! CRITICS SAY HE IS INFLUENTIAL AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC EVER I’M GOING ON FACEBOOK TO RIP HIM”, which is exactly what I saw when Bowie died and exactly what’s happening here.
Like I said, it’s sad some one died, but I am not personally moved because I didn’t care for his music and I guaran-fucking-tee you half the people on this thread (or more) couldn’t even tell you the titles of more than one of his albums, but they are commenting about what huge loss this is.

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#2  xSilverYouDreadx420@yahoo.com | Apr 18th Score:-29

Chris Brown is definitely a sack of shit, and if rape culture existed this would be a wholly agreeable article.

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#1  LosingMyEdge | Apr 21st Score:-54

As with Bowie, is this the part where everyone pretends they were these huge Prince fans to show off their music snob cred? Sucks when someone dies; I saw him 12 years a go on a tour when I received free tickets and he was a great showman. I know maybe 2 songs by him? It’s sad he died, I am not going to pretend it affects me in anyway so as prove my music appreciation bona fides or some lame shit.

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Robin Pecknold | Apr 19th Score:6

Here’s to good futures, not sad pasts!

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