Mike Patton, of Faith No More, Fantomas, and Mr. Bungle (among others) tried to sell his old G4 with a signed legend that says "Thank You For Letting Me Fuck Your Dad". Say what you will about the mind behind kinda-sorta inventing rap-rock (along with RHCP, and, more importantly, Run DMC) but $1,500 for an old G4 makes him look ...