Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best Comments March 29, 2019 4:40 PM By Scott Lapatine

Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Shut Up, Dude: This Week's Best Comments March 29, 2019 4:40 PM By Scott Lapatine

This week at Stereogum HQ we livestreamed studio sessions with Tony Orlando and Dawn– er, I mean Steve Earle and DAWN. They were great, so watch the playbacks. Tonight Radiohead join the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. Billie Eilish is not eligible until 2042. Hopefully Dave Grohl will still be alive then to induct her.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10		kathleen turner overdrive
		Score:35 \| Mar 27th
	The phrase “funkless galumph” is five times better than any lyric in this one. Four weeks??
	Posted in: The Number Ones: Tony Orlando & Dawn’s “Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree”

#9		log
		Score:35 \| Mar 22nd
	Have a great weekend, guys. And remember… (deep breath) Paris’s biological father was Dr. Arnold Klein, celebrity dermatologist. Prince & Paris carry the DNA of Debbie Rowe, & her long time boss & lover, who was Dr. Klein. Prince & Paris thankfully carry no DNA by MJ.
	Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

#8		theyachtmaster
		Score:37 \| Mar 26th
	Ah, yet it is you, sir, whoms’t is the dumb ass
	Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men

#7		fkacody
		Score:41 \| Mar 27th
	I think what Chris is trying to say is that it holds up better than almost every other 2013 LP.
	Posted in: Sky Ferreira – “Downhill Lullaby”

#6		Tomás Gauna
		Score:43 \| Mar 27th

	Posted in: The 1975’s Matty Healy Speaks Out Against Paid Meet-And-Greets: “Honestly What Are You Doing?”

#5		dansolo
		Score:44 \| Mar 22nd
	I bet Don McLean also thinks “You’re So Vain” is about him.
	Posted in: The Number Ones: Roberta Flack’s “Killing Me Softly With His Song”

#4		dansolo
		Score:45 \| Mar 22nd
	So last weekend I got married and that’s why I went a full week without commenting on Stereogum. Promise it won’t happen again.
	Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

#3		dj queef
		Score:48 \| Mar 22nd
	Ok you sold me…I really gotta see this now…
	Posted in: The Dirt Is A Terrible Movie About Terrible People

#2		tropicoflungcancer
		Score:57 \| Mar 26th
	Conscious, willing, and aware that they were being drugged and robbed.
	Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men

#1		cokeparty
		Score:64 \| Mar 27th
	You always paid for meet and greets with Cardi B. You just didn’t know it at the time.
	Posted in: The 1975’s Matty Healy Speaks Out Against Paid Meet-And-Greets: “Honestly What Are You Doing?”

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5		jonbumbogie
		Score:-31 \| Mar 28th
	#MeToo’d, tax evasion and making shitty girly boring post-rock. Hard to say which is the most shameful.
	Posted in: Sigur Rós Charged With Tax Evasion

#4		Fiona Fart Daddy
		Score:-49 \| Mar 27th
	Sounds like you need to get laid too.
	Posted in: Ryley Walker Cancels European Tour, Citing Mental Health Concerns

#3		The Big Grabber
		Score:-53 \| Mar 26th
	Yeah. Dumbass.
	Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men

#2		Fiona Fart Daddy
		Score:-55 \| Mar 27th
	Goddamnit! The fucks up with everyone experiencing mental health issues these days? Sounds like homeboy needs to get laid.
	Posted in: Ryley Walker Cancels European Tour, Citing Mental Health Concerns

#1		The Big Grabber
		Score:-63 \| Mar 26th
	L means loss you retard!
	Posted in: Cardi B Responds To Backlash Over Her Drugging, Robbing Men

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

		Andie Charles
		Score:-13 \| Mar 27th
	You must be HORRIBLE at your job if you can’t fact check a well known , easily accessible fact … Everyone knows that she was born 1970… it was never a question. Please stop with this nonesense and just wish the queen a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY the respectful way
	Posted in: Happy 50th(?) Birthday Mariah Carey