Look at Osteen’s face. He definitely has weird Eyes Wide Shut parties in the basement of the megachurch, that’s why he couldn’t house all of the hurricane victims.

New albums by Beck, Coldplay, and The Who, and some death metal album is the album of the week?

FUCK YAH

She’s had a rough year. Here’s hoping that Janet sees an amazing 2020!

Parachutes

Tom: It’s a 5

*waves hand in front of Tom’s face*
“you think it’s a 10”

Tom: It’s a 10

This is an incredibly classy way to describe what actually went on behind the scenes and articulate the reasons why she left. Lots of respect.

““ Can you tell me that I’m still a creative equal within the band? They said, “No.” So I left.”

I’m sure this is condensing a larger conversation, but.. ouch. That sucks. (As did the last album. Oh come on, you know it did!)

To clarify, I mean Brownstein and Tucker.

I’m renewing my call for St. Vincent to testify before Congress, along with Carrie and Corin.

she sounds like she’s not mad, but what the actual fuck

outrage about facebook is only a big deal for old people

As a pofessionally-trained journalist, though, I don’t love SG’s loose policy on allowing its own staff to comment as readers, much less appear in lists of top reader comments. It just reeks of ickiness and somehow only serves to ultimately discredit SG. Otherwise love this site.

this is only a big deal for old people

You viewed the woman from Portlandia as one of your idols?? Sheesh, dude.

Why does this article exist?

We’ve moved on

All I see are 6 musicians of roughly the same calibre.