“Be Adequite” – Sincerely, Firecrotch
Now that Britney's (almost) rehabilitated, thank god we have Miss Lindsay Lohan to turn to for the sort of "letters of truth" only an overpaid, undereducated starlet could pen. The esteemed director Robert Altman passed away this Monday, and Lindsay sent this heart-felt missive to his family (via USA Today):"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, ...
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