Fox News's "Resident Doom Metal Expert" Mike Huckabee stumped for Haunting The Chapel regulars Torche -- "a band with more hooks than a pirate convention" -- on Red Eye Monday night. Ridiculous and scripted, sure, but his "review" of the hardworking Miami trio is one of the most entertaining (and, at times, dead-on) I've heard: "It's Black Sabbath meets U2 ...