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* Scrolls through endless list of winners * * Continues scrolling through endless list of winners * * etc. * * Dies *
How Did This Get Made = A+. If I Were You is also enjoyable if you're really into Tinder.
Today I unpacked and labeled 770 file folders at work. Goodbye.
Finally this guy gets the live-action adaptation he deserves: p://i39.tinypic.com/33p616h.png
Power Rankings Based on Last Night's Episode: 1. Andi 2. Lauren S. (via piano bike) 3. Sharleen 4. Nikki 5. Victoria
He's our generation's Kurt Cobain.
For everyone keeping track at home: Paul Thomas Anderson: Zero Oscars Macklemore: 50 Grammys The system seems to be working perfectly to me.
If you poke Michael Bay's hair, do like a million spiders crawl out?
They had a good run though. A 5000 year long run.
When I first read this, I thought a hypnic jerk was a jerk who goes around hypnotizing people against their will. Turns out, it isn't! (Though it maybe should be.)
It's so cold that every time I walk outside random parts of my face start bleeding. (Trampoline accident.)
This show is a pathology. I've hated it since day one. I've seen every episode, and I've hated them all. But, like, THE REFERENCES, right?
"The game has changed!" "BUT THE PLAYERS ARE THE SAME!" http://i43.tinypic.com/73eyyf.gif
I lose sleep over how underrated MacGruber is. Literal Saving Silverman levels of comedy underrated-ness.
So that's what the one guy who failed the test in Somm is up to.
This would have affected me a lot more, had I not seen this yesterday and cried until I passed out. http://i44.tinypic.com/dwuu0l.jpg
I'm actually a proponent of the micro-weeks. I can shirk on my Monday/Tuesday responsibilities because I have off Wednesday, then shirk on my Thursday/Friday responsibilities because the weekend.
As long as there is breath in Sam Champion's lungs, this will never happen.
It's its own standalone movie. There are some tonal, visual, mood overlaps though, I guess.
That documentary is an absolute garbage shower. Per worst movie, I feel as if I shouldn't weigh in until I see After Earth. Currently though, I'd bestow the honor on the 30 minutes that I watched of Only God Forgives. So bad it sears the eyes.
If anyone wants to read the Olivia Munn entry I wrote for this, please DM. Be warned though: it is 50,000 words long.
The Nathan For You and Drunk History omissions will haunt me to my grave.
I think they think that that's our god.
I sleep in a twin bed! It is fucking horrible!
Depends. Are we using the Sum Differential Scale of Overrated-ness or the Relative Overrated-ness Rubric?
I'd say they're both equally overrated.
Steam and then some. Also has stellar post-cut-to-black credits music.
DAMMIT. http://i44.tinypic.com/2vkaqrn.gif
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No. There's a 140 characters.
You Can Make It Up: Ren Stevens Appropriates Christopher Ware for a Video Installation
Martin Scorsese is the third best living American director. And Leonardo DiCaprio wears a t-shirt when he swims in the ocean. They BOTH have a LOT to work on.
Don't think a single movie in the Drama category would place in the Comedy or Musical category. Fine with it.
Really excited to hang out with my portable space heater when I get home.
After I saw The Amazing Spiderman I described it to the person I was with as "a mumble queef," if you guys are looking for a story to tell at the bar tonight.