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Or make a Vine and wonder aloud why he can't just instagram video it.
Just the Wright amount of calm breeze through feathered hair.
WBOAT: Kelly's Hunt for the Worst Bug of All Time
It seemed pretty implausible to me that two business partners with the last name Black and White would found a pharmaceutical company and NOT a black & white cookie company. Other than that, great ep.
I was just drunk enough to keep the head intact. (See below dramatization.) http://i41.tinypic.com/zx5gzp.gif
Actually, Bobby Cannavale is chill/he can keep his.
I made it two monologue jokes in before the channel had to be changed. In my perfect Emmys world, Behind The Candelabra sweeps every category and the show is just a one second shot of Steven Soderbergh's empty seat in the crowd.
I wouldn't mind seeing Haddie in a slave Leia cosplay. #Salinger
Your pinkie is a Scientologist, haunted by the ghosts of a million alien pinkies.
Dome looks like it'd be really supportive of my wrist when I'm using the mouse on my work Dell. http://i42.tinypic.com/2qbuhjp.gif
Never Say Never Again Again
I am our generation's Low Winter Sun.
If only there was a way for the Breaking Bad Nazis to jump over to this show when I switch channels.
I Initially Thought All The Subsequent Tweets Were Tweets That Kelly Made Up As A Goof On Jaden But I Slowly Realized That They Are Real And We Are All Doomed.
As long as it doesn't end with a flash forward, whatever.
Looks like my "How Was Everyone's Day" just got fucking dark.
It's because I take pictures of my television screen.
margs tonight time 2 dance like bb drizzy drake http://i41.tinypic.com/313k3d1.gif
idk the trailer elves already missed a HUGE opportunity http://i40.tinypic.com/idyyp4.png
Imaging Ben Affleck recreating the sex scene from Watchmen with a pair of sneaker wedges brb
Me re Newsroom. http://i43.tinypic.com/30idpp1.gif
I read a galley proof of James Franco's novel last week. It makes Gone Girl look like Jesus' Son. #boom. #roasted.
Breaking: Cara Delevigne has finally been reached for comment on the casting news. http://i44.tinypic.com/10nrnfq.gif
At least we've FINALLY got confirmation that the first thing that goes into casting is looks. Thanks again, Dana Brunetti, whoever the hell you are.
"I knit my own blog from decomposed links." -Shalene Woodley
*The Monitor is just the best album ever.
Drinking Buddies WAS good. For the first half hour I was thinking "Drinking Buddies IS NOT good," but afterwards I thought Drinking Buddies WAS good. It was good.
Pictured (from left to right): Some Asshole, Mark Wahlberg, A Bunch of Assholes, The Antichrist, Another Asshole
If only his name was Jerome ICEE, but alas. (Fanta is gross.)
Hands down the best dress of the night, VMAs included.
"...he only has two albums, and half of them stink." http://i42.tinypic.com/2e0vlzn.jpg
I want to punch everyone involved in this right in their Firefly: The Complete Series DVD.
My day would have been amazing, but I had this weird, abstract craving for a hazelnut chocolate spread and couldn't figure out how to get rid of it. Whatever.
Nothing says "don't take this lightly" like a hashtag. NOTHING.