That Star Trek rant was kind of a pale echo of the Badger-Skinny Pete Call of Duty meth freakout, which birthed the truly meme-worthy 'historically retarted':
BADGER
Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't wanna eat ya just 'cause they're craving the protein. They do it 'cause, they do it 'cause they hate Americans, man. Talibans. They're the Talibans of the zombie world.
Correction: Hank did go to the emergency room. The scene starts with him cutting his wrist band. Marie wants him to go to a doc since all they ruled out was a heart attack. Anyway.
Hi Carol!
Nicole Holofcener is one of my favorite writers/directors, but Julia-Louis Dreyfus is not a dramatic actress. It's not what she should be doing, especially when you throw her against Gandolfini and Catherine Keener. A little bummed that this a love story, rather than another look at unexamined privilege. Godamn, Friends with Money was awesome.
And that pilot's DOUBLY brave. He'll flip around in the air AND not be freaked out that his friend might totally godamn puke all over their little bubble pod.
Kelly, we have to talk about how you consistengly abuse this weekly feature by posting rat videos.
Chinchillas and guinea pigs are disgusting rodents. I do not respect animals that crawl into walls and die.
They belong in the subway, scrambling over the tracks.
#morepygmygoatsplease
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