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That Star Trek rant was kind of a pale echo of the Badger-Skinny Pete Call of Duty meth freakout, which birthed the truly meme-worthy 'historically retarted': BADGER Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don't wanna eat ya just 'cause they're craving the protein. They do it 'cause, they do it 'cause they hate Americans, man. Talibans. They're the Talibans of the zombie world.
Correction: Hank did go to the emergency room. The scene starts with him cutting his wrist band. Marie wants him to go to a doc since all they ruled out was a heart attack. Anyway. Hi Carol!
If Julia Roberts ever made fun of me, I'd just be like "Oh yeah? LARRY CROWNE, bitch!"
You do not want to know what they do to a flying monkey in maximum security.
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http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j190/alien4112004/cartoons/clipstepm1.gif "You will read my Gilmore Girls post and you will like it!"
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Tio Salamanca A bottle of Bell's.
May I recommend the PTSD'Artangan?
The Marie Chambord in Grape Juice
Kelly, there can be no half measures in BB cocktails.
Nicole Holofcener is one of my favorite writers/directors, but Julia-Louis Dreyfus is not a dramatic actress. It's not what she should be doing, especially when you throw her against Gandolfini and Catherine Keener. A little bummed that this a love story, rather than another look at unexamined privilege. Godamn, Friends with Money was awesome.
http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg556/meldowd/Joaquin-Phoenix.jpg RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
That ain't no muppet. http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj509/DLX6/The-Master-Joaquin-Phoenix-3-Dragonlord-1.jpg #zing
Sometimes life hands you something you didn't know you needed: Bob Balaban, Nazi Killer
Allow me to elevator pitch you: 17 Again, only about recentish world events.
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"Hey Matt! Hey Matt! Big fan. Big fan." http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h148/daddybobig/ben.jpg
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Honestly, it would've been more badass to replace him with Cybill Shepherd.
You couldn't have wine and cheese at Jonathan Franzen's apartment like a normal fucking author?
Someone is getting a call from Vamanos Pest HR.
This is the logical conclusion of the whole 'co-opting my bad press' phenomenon. I've got a Google alert for George Zimmerman's Cafe Press page!
hurryupbaby.docx
Ah, it's just the first of many times you will spend sitting around waiting for FLW Jr. to hurry the hell up already!
And that pilot's DOUBLY brave. He'll flip around in the air AND not be freaked out that his friend might totally godamn puke all over their little bubble pod.
It did look fun! To be fair, I was not sitting in the plane, but still. Also, it seemed like they were in a glorified lawnmower.
Much less embarrassing than his 'make sustained eye contact with a woman' video.
Kelly, we have to talk about how you consistengly abuse this weekly feature by posting rat videos. Chinchillas and guinea pigs are disgusting rodents. I do not respect animals that crawl into walls and die. They belong in the subway, scrambling over the tracks. #morepygmygoatsplease
Uh, what, they shouldn't wash their pig in a bidet? What, are they fucking farmers?!?!?!?!
Fuck. That. Guy. #lowestratedcommentoftheweekever
As part of my boycott against all things Russian I will not 'like' this balalaika prank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balalaika
In the future everyone will be retweeted by a Kardashian.
Honestly, I will pretty much watch Sam Rockwell in anything. Still waiting for him and Mos Def to reteam -- perhaps a cop buddy movie?
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee20/valenicole/kraftwerk_large_v0.jpg Only on FXX.
That's going to be more than a week, buddy!* *Unless you are zombie Jesus.