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You have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
http://scottmeetsfamilycircus.tumblr.com/
I was excited, and then I watched it. Let down. Good match on the tie, though. They should have had Kenneth magnetically levitating over a volcano.
I think Futurama escape the curse of reason #1.
"how come" means "explain that bullshit, old man"
I think he got him in the shin or the knee. I think he'll live.
Will you be accepting your award in person at the 2009 Gummy Commenters' Ball? Or should we just burn a tank of oxygen?
my friend's friend's baby said something that sounded like "jesus bad bad", so i threw it out.
you don't even have to remember that far back to remember when he went all bonkers about how this sort of thing was crass commercialism and undermined his blabbitty bla: http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/mixed-media/2009/01/28/billy-corgan-now-okay-with-crass-commercialism
Yesterday, I learned of the existence of Top Chef: The Game. It is awful and the trailer is worth watching to see how desperately they try to make it look fun: http://www.topchefthegame.com/about/top-chef-the-game-trailer/ I like at the end where it says, "Congratulations! You are our next TOP CHEF." and then your only option is to click "OK". (Bonus: imagine the corporate circle jerk where they all congratulate each other for how awesomely multi-platform it is and get raises because they "GET" the new reality of media and how kids play games instead of watching TV. Then someone with expensive hair gel says, "If this isn't available for the iPhone YESTERDAY, you dickless wonders are all fired.")
This is as good a place as any to lodge a formal complaint with the presidents of tv and movies that the Pitt/Jolie Mr. & Mrs. Smith's horribleness will be driving people away from Hitchcock's only comedy, 1941's Mr & Mrs. Smith. It's obvious that Hitchcock doesn't know how to end it about 30 minutes in, but that first 30 minutes is definitely worth watching if you like black & white screwball comedies starring couples. It's an inverse Ocean's.
I'll be field-testing "We're way off task here" through all of my debauchery this weekend.
Is there an eyesafe animated gif version? I can work with mm:ss timings. And is it an advertising calling card of doom like the zune painter?
I think someone's PR team has spotted an opportunity to wrest Tom Cruise's title.
I remember a Kids in the Hall sketch where (I think) one of the Kids is doing a product demo, and keeps getting interrupted, and says to a heckler, "I don't come down to where you work and jump on the bed, do I?" Maybe they had to tone it down for broadcast in a way that HBO didn't ask Mr. Show to.
fair warning: he can't spell very well
they should be fixed now- sorry about that!
are there any specific posts that are missing? i'll try to fix 'em.
how? where?
I enjoyed the moment when the swooping camera work did a jump-cut to a hip kid against a graffiti background who said that these kids wouldn't be distracted by shiny things.
if it was fake, they went through the trouble of building up the username (as in username@domain.com from which it was sent) with photos of VT on various social networking-type sites. or maybe someone knew about that username and decided to prank us, which is always a possibility.
Patton Oswalt's BWE tapes, please. They're stored in Jersey but someone should dig 'em up on the lazy days.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/06/mother.mov ?
Gabe, please call Eric and ask him if he has a bunch of old equipment salvaged from some Idaho community college fire sale, or he's using crazy "Avid in Minority Report" equipment to make these things. I just don't know but I'd really like to. Then ask him to do Hamletmachine.
Let me just write "Wizard Community College" on the inside of Harmony Korine's iris so that gets made right.
not only is "bluedouche" officially a word, it's got its own flickr pool: http://www.flickr.com/groups/707552@N22/pool/
i like to think the bits about a "him" and "he" was written about some American college junior on study abroad. maybe farther along in the video she explains who it is? i didn't get that far. but just savor the imaginary emotional cocktail of that junior, back home this semester, having all his frat buddies sing this to him alllllll day.
i saw once were warriors. that's the best birthday the kid's ever had. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB3C6KP6pGY
red naugahyde + green pixely questions = super low-key strongbad homage?
soft machine soft boys soft explosions soft lightes oh, and soft. soft crystal wolf?
all three sort of resemble rob thomas, right? I think each time they clone him, he just gets worse and worse, like in house of cosbys, which is why they had to cover them in fake tan and makeup.
in defense of whoever she is, you can take your car on the chunnel. you can't drive it while you're there, but you could get in a car in london and then get out of that same car in russia mostly driving.
i predict total hugeness. culturally, it's going to be a cross between twister, titanic, and rocky.
"jesus, fred, how many cigarettes do you smoke? you sound like hot coals in an unflushed toilet." "what if i tawk wike a widdle baby?"
is this some sort of massively overthought dorm counselor's "let's get to know each other" project? "ok, each floor is going to make a music video and put it on youtube!" ... "Paul, why are you choking Opal and screaming 'LIARRRR' in one scene?"
you can! just type it in there. there was a very small error that kept 30 rock from popping up, but it should be working now and all the write-ins for it are counted.
you just have to get a handful of people to enter her name the exact same way and it'll start popping up