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i'm putting in a special request that vh1 find a way to sell that as a ringtone, because that is the exact sound i've always imagined my phone making when it wants my attention and knows i don't want to pick up.
did they really have to put a blue gumball on roker's pelvis? was the costume incomplete without it? was he walking around and people were just not getting it, forcing him back to wardrobe to demand another fuzzy?
last night on Conan, Tracy Morgan used introducing them on SNL as a punchline to hosting the show one day. Lorne, are you paying attention? you've got everything you need for a blockbuster.
all this is missing to be 2008's number 1 video is for the cat to get the peanut out, look at the camera, and say, "wait, I'm a cat- I **HATE** peanuts!" and smile.
Powder is obviously just envious of that boy's flowing, luxurious hair. and sexy time armpit hair. because, as the movie explains, powder has no hair since he's all electrical, resulting in non-stop electrolysis. except for his eyelashes, which he obviously has.
monster or not, at least Salva didn't pull out all of Flanery's eyelashes for his Art.
well, we moved to a real content delivery network, instead of Amazon's S3, which should have sped them up some, but we still encode at larger sizes & higher quality than youtube, for example. maybe we can trim that to speed them up.
I DON'T GET IT WE ONLY LET DYLAN HAVE DIET COOKIES
but seriously, i could see him running for office solely by yelling "SURGE!" and pumping his fists in the air.
was the line burt reynolds delivered immediately before the hopping "show me ONE THING this kid can do I can't"?
maybe it's the way the chase is shot, but the whole long marriage proposal/chase scene manages to make chicago feel about as lived-in and realistic as the mushroom kingdom in the super mario brothers movie.
you know, it never occurred to me before, but which came first: the end of Altered States or the end of that video? Because they're basically identical.
you know, i've been meaning to get around building a tool that makes it easy to turn tiny clips from youtube into animated gifs, and this happened to be the exact right argument for finally doing it on a lazy sunday night:
http://videogum.com/img/bear-vs-cop.gif
aren't there web sites where you can organize a project and raise money and if you don't raise enough, the money goes back to whoever donated? i'm going to look into this and get back to the words on this page.
i like the fake episode on the laptop, though. it adds a nice retro late-90s feel to it, which goes nicely with the retro late-90s "people give a shit about martha stewart" feel.
in recent biopics, there's also a tendency to elevate contact with other famous people into some sort of defining moment (johnny cash met elvis!) or wink at the future. i think these are supposed to be gestural shorthand (johnny cash developed drug problems because all those guys used drugs) but if you're older than 16 they come off only slightly better than sitcom guest appearances.
that said, i think you might have to go see W anyway, even if it makes you want to chase oliver stone with a helicopter until he gets tired and lays down.
this is why I keep saying Simon Sez has to be a WMOAT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mysvIJPCAk
Dane Cook's debut, I think. In an action-comedy. Playing your unfunny freshman roommate's impression of Jim Carey.
you never forget your first love. or your first downfall nerd subculture parody video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88oYng5XVOU
"i drew ONE erect penis!"
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