Don't worry, Stereogum, I'm available. Let me see if my headline game is up to snuff...
"Moby accuses Trump of acting in Extreme Ways"
"Moby feeling the natural blues of a Trump Presidency"
"We are all made of starts, but maybe Trumps is a falling one, intimates Moby"
"Bald musician calls Trump a bald faced liar"
"Moby doesn't think Trump's lies Play well"
"If Trump is telling the truth, then why does my heart feel so bad, says Moby"
2017 politics:
Raising money for good causes: Horrible
Bombing Syria: Great
Active slave trade in Libya: Meh
Can/US backed Saudi Arabia starving Yemen: Meh
Dalai Lama speaking at a university: Horrible
eh, the gum staff is just having some fun. I don't think there is any maliciousness towards these dudes. They are pretty harmless, and they seem to be good sports about it. Ie. their nickleback mashup
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