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Can you get us one million words on this theory by 3pm?
That's not a correction! I said that he wouldn't have to go to the emergency room AGAIN.
This vicious lie will follow me forever.
That's my girl.
Dear Prudence is the S tho
You are beautiful!!
I tried to find a montage of people sitting at computers crying set to "I Will Remember You" but came up empty, unfortunately.
Not specifically Windex, but yes.
Yes, you have to comment over on Stereogum! GODSPEED!
IS THIS A JOKE ON ME?!
DID YOU EVEN READ THE POST?
DO YOU GET TO LEAVE WORK WHEN THE BABY IS BORN?