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Painting JGL as a homophobe is the only way that Gabe can convince himself that Topher is good at kissing. Clearly, he is not. We can't all be kissing school valedictorian, Gabe!
"You better CHECK your steamship before you WRECK your steamship."-- Zach Galifianakis
"I got the test results back-- I definitely have frozen to death in the Atlantic ocean."
Snooki visits stock exchange, offers evidence the U.S. is moving towards a scenario of severe hairpoof deflation.
The loompa on the right looks pretty sad, I think Wonka should put him into the Employee Counseling Machine (formerly the butterscotch smelt).
"It does not have to be a joke about how they are Italian. It could actually be a joke about how they look like tomatoes. So it's fine."- Silvio Berlusconi
That is called a Photo Bob-Omb.
Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF), have you ever heard of mansplaining? Perhaps you should read this article that explains the concept! http://scienceblogs.com/thusspakezuska/2010/01/you_may_be_a_mansplainer_if.php Think about if you are doing it now!
Sure am! (Against rape.) I think you liked my joke about Whoopi Goldberg and how she should be thrown off the Enterprise? If that is the case, I am glad you did! And hope that there will be more opportunities to make you amused by the things that I hit with the tips of my fingers TWSS in the future. Also, it is too bad you do not list where else you are present on the internet in your profile, I am sure we all want to follow you so we can cheer you on, although when I say that I am only speaking for myself, obviously.
Looks like somebody just robbed the TomatoBank!
To support Nan's assertion, I will also attest that it is hard to be a lady-nerd and that adversity will often lead to behavior that might be considered extreme. Depending on the lady nerd, that anxiety often manifests in Naru Narusegawa*- like aggression. However, it is also evident in some as a kind of jubilant, spacey oddness perhaps best personified by Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV**. *Nerd. **Neeerrrrrd.
His pants indicate a chestburster who got lost along the way. :(
Naw, you hit that joke out of the park!
When Don LaFontaine died, all his upcoming trailers were given to his son Luke Russert.
I think there is something wrong with your monitor, he is clearly playing a smurf.
"Are you a spidercat or a spidercan't?"- Johnny Depp
It's okay, Gabe. Poetry still loves you.
Caption: "Help Michael find his fake Asian girlfriend!"
Because Hollywood is a slow reader?
I wish! People these days take way too long to orgasm.
That was a good joke, lambnesio. I hope some people get it.
"I have seen a cock. Does that count?"-- Crispin Glover
Ed Helms is basically my only remaining celebrity crush-- I had a yard sale where I did very well for myself selling old crushes-- and among the people I'm genuinely concerned that I will never meet. I like to think I cope fairly well with the unbridgeable distances that separate human beings. But thoughts of his stupid handsome face reminds me of the sadness that these conditions cause within myself and others, that is the only inevitability of a conscious presence that makes sincere attempts at engaging the world. Somebody beer me?
Why don't they just use the choo-choo?
I don't feel like wading through there again, but it seemed like at least some of jokes about her appearance were jokes about the choices she has made to look one way, and not other infinite, mostly better ways. And those jokes aren't necessarily worse than jokes about how crazy she is acting. A lot of the time these internet people are actually unstable, which is sad and not funny except sometimes when they are also high-status targets like Beck. But in this case she probably is speaking to a very small audience, as the video I clicked on had 50 views, a number that indicates she is not a threat as such, except maybe to herself and the people in the general vicinity. Basically, it is hard to make guesses about a human being's agency, but it is easy to guess that this is a crappy poster, and even easier to guess that sadly, this is the battle which presents receiving the smaller headache.
You're a cool dude, Patrick M. (Sorry I'm not cool enough to reply to your comment directly.)
"have any of you ever met a girl that exploited the fact that a man can’t hit them regardless of how terrible they treat them?" Do you believe Mel Gibson counts among the men who feel this particular constraint?
"GET OFF MY SHIP"- Jean-Luc Picard
Taking offense is also free speech... dumbass.
Of course, the practical effects of demonizing rapists is that it becomes impossible to convict anyone, lets try to find the most effective method of finding those who committed the act within a reasonable doubt guilty, even if it means curtailing some of our emotionally satisfying rhetoric, etc, etc.