Broken Flowers is NOT a better movie than Lost in Translation. At least L.I.T. took the malaise of both its dude and lady protagonist seriously. Broken Flowers just felt like one long whine about how chicks are ridiculous, which like if that's what you're trying to say at least have Nicholas Cage attacked by bees; alas, the film failed to do us even that solid.
Is it not possible that someone might be in a coma while eschewing life support? I thought that was a thing that could also happen. Otherwise, I hate to think what other health conditions soap operas have been liars about.
You monsters can't imagine how relieved I am to hear that being extremely rich is what's normal. I was afraid that all this poverty I've been running into was also hassling morally responsible folk. But looks like it's just me. Most people are handsomely compensated for exerting what looks like basically no effort during their segment on a top-rated news magazine that they have for some reason. Thank fucking god.
According to wikipedia, Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix have two sons, Indiana and Atticus. I look forward to hearing about all the Nazis and bigoted Southerners those kids beat up.
There's no reason a wanger that long would ever glow in the dark. The only wangers that glow are the very small ones, so they don't go missing. I call shenanigans.
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