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Steve Winwood: "Pam is pretty."
He was also in Roger Dodger, which was awesome thanks to Campbell Scott, who should maybe be making more movies, where did he go, you know?
"We're gonna need a bigger poke."
Note: does not intersect Broad Street.
Jules et Slim is awesome, A+!
Beyond The Valley of the Rawls
If These *Rawls* Could Talk
If These Wallaces Could Talk
Damn, I knew I was forgetting a movie with the word monk in it. Good job!
I wish I could upvote this more.
Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Herc
Broken Flowers is NOT a better movie than Lost in Translation. At least L.I.T. took the malaise of both its dude and lady protagonist seriously. Broken Flowers just felt like one long whine about how chicks are ridiculous, which like if that's what you're trying to say at least have Nicholas Cage attacked by bees; alas, the film failed to do us even that solid.
"All of my movies are indicative of my weirdness. "- Alfred Hitchcock
Show me the money, because I'm a Jew, get it?!!!!!
Jules et Jim et Jewface
Is it not possible that someone might be in a coma while eschewing life support? I thought that was a thing that could also happen. Otherwise, I hate to think what other health conditions soap operas have been liars about.
You monsters can't imagine how relieved I am to hear that being extremely rich is what's normal. I was afraid that all this poverty I've been running into was also hassling morally responsible folk. But looks like it's just me. Most people are handsomely compensated for exerting what looks like basically no effort during their segment on a top-rated news magazine that they have for some reason. Thank fucking god.
According to wikipedia, Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix have two sons, Indiana and Atticus. I look forward to hearing about all the Nazis and bigoted Southerners those kids beat up.
I mean, what is even the point of psychotic rambling if it doesn't adhere to some internal logic. Really.
There's no reason a wanger that long would ever glow in the dark. The only wangers that glow are the very small ones, so they don't go missing. I call shenanigans.
Celebrities: They're Just Like Ugh
"You've just been Nick Madsoned."- Joaquin Phoenix, to Ke$ha
I have... some organs. Those are worth money, right?
I wouldn't love my girlfriend, either, if she engaged in such a profligate use of olives.
I think the little kid is standing in for Iphigenia, not Clytemnestra, covered in bees.
http://i44.tinypic.com/ajwg9e.jpg NEVER FORGET