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There is better macaroni, but cooking it might be challenging. That is a quality that is strictly forbidden by the Oprah doctrine.
Do Oprah tickets actually cost money? That would strike me as kind of weird, considering that tickets to stuff like Colbert and Daily Show are free. Different organizations and everything, I know. But still!
I live in the greater Mars area. This is what my commute looks like: http://i52.tinypic.com/2q8oa6b.jpg Every frigging morning.
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I think I may have found the bomb, guys: http://i56.tinypic.com/e9ygas.jpg
Clearly, Gabe would make a great grandfather figure.
The British government saw this tiny hat trend coming from a km away.
Scott Weinger looks pretty sad for somebody who has gotten to RIDE A MAGIC CARPET.
I'm aware of the cultural reference being made here, but I must say I love calling The Olsens Tanners. Like how "Slim" is often a nickname given to your neighborhood's largest gentlemen. It is simply delightful.
His eyebrows are immortal.
I thought Robert Downey Jr. was reported to have cleaned up? Because from the looks of this commercial he still has a bit of a crack prob-*gunshot*
That squirrel on the wall was unspeakably macabre.
If her boob has to pop out in public somewhere, I hope it happens while she is in a racecar. Because palindromes.
I must have missed the episode where Jack saves everyone by swallowing a maypole.
I can't wait for the video of the girl who puts on makeup so she looks just like the homophobic jerk who kind of looks like Jared Leto.
Same sex marriage matters to people who have no interest in marrying someone of the same sex because then they can feel like they are better than other people simply by existing, as opposed to challenging or improving themselves in any goddamn way. "WE'RE SO LAZY."- bigots, all the time
Glee is a show entirely populated by narcissists. So this is gonna be a stretch.
They're not good at drawing lines, which is why they only read coloring books.
To be fair, you would also be disoriented if your office floor collapsed beneath you leading you to fall to your death every week.
"In the land of the sleeveless, the fake vintage t-shirt man is king."
Butterpranks, you are truly a champion of justice. http://i51.tinypic.com/2a8qd1z.jpg
"Sorry, guys. Scheduling conflicts."- Scott Wolf and Mark Dacascos
Those sunglasses look awfully annoyed to be on that guy's face.
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Body Buddies: http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/screen.php?c=2485
They were my only exercise. :(
"Needed more killshot."- Joss Whedon
Every slope is a slippery slope when you don't have feet.
At the risk of becoming the person whose sole form of communication is posting Mitchell and Webb sketches that are fairly relevant, here is a Mitchell and Webb sketch that is fairly relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQNULEudss
People keep making the comparison, I continue to have no idea how Obama is like Charlie Chaplin.