I love that Stephen seems to have a landing strip that continues up his chest, segueing into his collarbone. I wonder if he did that as a favor for a lady friend suffering from poor eyesight, who'd have benefited from the visual aid. Then again, I am sure this is what happened.
I'd like to say that Stephen's failure to resurrect his Oliver Stone impression this week counts as a missed opportunity, because thing which is topical. However, in my heart I know that it is always a missed opportunity when he is not pretending to be him. He kind of should be Oliver Stone all the time.
I think Gabe should start a new column called "What's Up With Mark Brazill?" (Mark Brazill is the creator of that show Topher graced, which is why I bring him up.) From the following article, I have a hunch that we would all be far better monsters were Gabe to update us on his affairs:
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2002/03/0079095
Honestly, I never know how to judge kids' dancing. Because on one hand, their limbs are short and once a child has acceptable rhythm and balance, it's not hard to look pretty fly. On the other hand, most little kids are usually SO clumsy to make the dance above looks like a triumph. So I guess he is awesome and I'm just jealous that nobody cares that I am a good dancer because adulthood.
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