Young Cary Elwes was actually filling in for a young Simon Pegg, who got called away at the last minute to be Robert Kennedy's 2nd lead pallbearer:
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I would absolutely see this movie, with the caveat that it be less about a metal train than a train of people high-speed Christmas party dancing. It could be just as suspenseful, if some of them were drunk.
In the new Star Trek movie, Chris Pine reprises his role as Captain James T. Kirk as he attempts to save the humpback whale population by going back into the past and starring in a Hollywood film audiences wish would be the new Star Trek movie, because then it would be fun.
Facetaco has a picture of lots of different types of white people in his wallet.*
*per our contemporary notions of whiteness, which have changed over time, obviously
My one and only problem with the name Jair is that it is, I am guessing, pronounced like "Jer." That means it is impossible to say without feeling like George Costanza, a feeling I don't wish on anyone.
The entertainers who are always laughing are often laughing because they are so wired and alert, usually as a result of nervousness and/or substances legal and/or illegal. That agitation naturally translates into giggling, often at what seems to be nothing in particular. If the outbursts appear fake, that's likely the result of a medium that separates the audience from a performer who in person may well be impressively and genuinely manic.
Also, scientists have determined that it is impossible to get people to laugh at a thing just by laughing at it yourself. It is always more complicated than that.
One-joke premise+ 1,000 minutes of uproarious laughter= Jimmy Fallon's studio audience is tiny babies.
Somebody put those babies to bed! It is past their garbageshow time!
You can practically hear Jason thinking, "So I'm the respectable one. That doesn't make sense? I'm wearing a baseball hat that says 'whiteboy' in Gothic.... whatever.
"Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen."
One cause given for the popularity of tattoos among 19th century sailors was that they indicated the identity of whoever was unlucky enough to wash up a bloated corpse after being thrown overboard. This makes sense because when I look at the picture above I think that person has a very high likelihood of being thrown off a ship, either because there is a storm or that they make me so angry.
Once again, I'm reminded that James Cameron did us all a huge favor by promoting hair-sex among his most enthusiastic followers. Whatever else happens, rest assured very few babies will come out of this.
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