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Well crafted and politely elaborated arguments aren't something you'd have the courage to say to someone's face? By the way, this is the second time you responded to replies to yourself with "eff uuuu bro, say to my faaaasssee!!!", so it's not only less amusing because it's getting old, but because the first time there was the ironic charm of using it after you described yourself as a humble and modest person which clearly you are not.
I think Olivia Munn is the perfect example how wanting to be a smart woman can be a result of societal/anykindof pressure as much as being a pretty face. When i look at her struggling i just think "What horrible person made you feel so bad about yourself that you're trying so hard to be smart? It's okay to be just a pretty face." It also shows how confusing it can be to decide what's empowering and what isn't, and what's self-realization and what playing into insecurities.
I don't know if that was the point, but it made me wonder how much Liz's determination to reveal her act was out of genuine feminist concern and how much was it because she was upset that other people bought her act and she was manipulating them. The scene in the park sounded more like the result of a personal grudge to expose someone as a fraud, with the homeless guy serving to imply envy. So i think the point was how blurry the motives behind feminism can become in practice.
Why did the duck cross the road? NO ONE KNOWS COS IT CAN FRICKIN FLY!! STUPID DUCK!
And he let all those other animals play instruments! That duck could have tap danced!
They say that chivalry is dead, but it's really ducks, ducks.
Me too. It's normal that 12 year old boys don't contribute anything. But the only contribution of a girl being "Oooh, are all turret players so crafty? *bat lashes* *twist gum string*" is just embarrassing in this day and age. For shame, girl-gamer! For shame!
He sounds kind of Druish though. With the unprovoked Nazis introduction.
"(built by a company that helped outfit the Nazi war machine in World War II incidentally, not that it matters but maybe it kind of matters)" Hello Glenn Beck!
While Jose Gonzalez's "Heartbeats" plays softly.
Why is "girl" in quotes? Are you upset that i didn't say woman? You're our generation's girl that went on and on about how someone once tried to take a photo of her panties.
I'm not happy about it, but Olivia Munn is so terrible. It's like she's constantly playing a horrible character in a MADtv sketch.
I think if we could all end this week by getting together to silently look at each other while Jose Gonzalez's "Heartbeats" softly plays in the background it would help everyone immensely.
That's a typical anger-affected statement if i ever saw one, which means that we pissed off Gabe something fierce that days later he's still angry enough to say things he'd regret in retrospect. I, personally, blame that stupid girl that went ON AND ON about how someone once tried to take photo of her panties. She's our generation's fountain texting lady.
You need the contrast of michelle bachmann to make this crap watchable. Yikes.
I never LOLIRL, but this seriously made me LOLIRL.
Moon is great if you're a fan of movie-length anti-climactic reactions and promising mysteries having obvious explanations. :(
There's nothing more badass than carefully dismounting a wall of medium height.
Easy guys, you're going to make Gabe feel bad about making any future Gwyneth Paltrow posts. And we all know how much we enjoy their seething primal hate combined with moral superiority. It's like we get to be the worst and the best at the same time.
A fish is getting a rectal exam, and he's like "oy, be careful that's where i poo and pee!". And really why separate a disgusting function into TWO separate disgusting functions? Peehole: Oy poohole, i'm better than you! Poohole: Yeah? I wasn't pooing myself till i was 12 years old. - Me doing Ricky Gervais standup?
I best note that was meant to say "hate-haze". Not to bewilder everyone for hours trying to figure out the context of this whoopi goldberg meme.
Remember when she was on Conan and she slathered her legs with i can't believe it's not butter? Gabe through his hate-hate probably thought she did this on purpose too.
Come on guys, this isn't so bad. Remember when Gabe had glowing weekly reviews of "How i met your mother"? Yikes!
What makes me most angry about upskirt shots is that i personally get turned on by the idea that men are forbidden to be overtly sexual with me while i wear titillating clothing that emphasizes sex. But even if one sweatily and nervously breaks rank, at least i get the chance to feel narcissistic vaginal martyrdom.
I think she looks sort of like if an ugly girl had plastic surgery and the surgeon said "well, i've done all that ethical medicine allowed".
You know how it is when you're making a morally-perverse fundamentalist argument that warps the basic tenants you claim to represents; you just don't know what to do with your hands!
They gays want to have babies like women, SO THEY COULD ABORT THEM!
Handsome crazy people turn me on as well!
And of course, a jab at the poor and welfare. Jesus wanted you to give your money to them only so they COULDN'T get to heaven and fuck it up for the rest of us.
Highway Rubbery! - It's the way he ROLLS. *shows himself out*
Rubber? I hardly know her! (That's what he said)
We just wouldn't understand!
And, Kevin Spacey naturally wins the most pretentious "now if you'll excuse me..."
Up in the air is a horrible made for tv, lest i say lifetime movie storyline with good actors. He's a DISILLUSIONED man who sees it as strength, HOPE and LOVE lures him out of his hard shell and unveils it as self-deceit, but noooo BETRAYAL she's married i guess now he just has to spend the rest of his life, UP IN THE AIR. BARF!
Amy Sedaris is the Jack Black that never got really famous.
Shake it, sh-sh shake it, sh-sh shake, sh-sh shake it like a shaken baby syndrom! Get it? Because she's a baby and that's another thing her mom probably did!
For you see, the child's mannerism is very homosexual, in what society has deemed to be quite a stereotypical fashion, therefore the word "proud" might be associated in this particular case with "gay pride". I thought explaining your explanation would triple the hilarity!
Joanna Newsom AND this kid? I just don't understand why they would EVER put them together! *touches nose knowingly*