He's probably a high functioning autistic savant that falls apart outside the confines of high-brow demanding social situations! That's SURELY IT! Poor child.
It's certainly working out for the best buy guy, first he's in best buy, then he's in her kitchen.
Ooh, this baby monitor is so scary only a nerdy clerk can help me! YIKES!!
My problem with Cyrus is that his attempts to break them up were incredibly boring and unimaginative. Maybe it was supposed to be funny that he was so inept, i don't know. It was two witless guys trying to outwit each other. To me it was just bad writing.
District 9. I liked the movie, but it's way overpraised. You put a schmuck as a leading man in what's generally a Hollywood-concept action thriller and you've got an indie wonder. Don't even get me started on the self-serving heavy handed trite morality (the oppressed are jerks too: barf). A fun film i enjoyed, but worth the WMOAT.
Our main event tonight features THE USE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY AS THE MEANS OF ADVANCING CIVILITY AND HUMANNESS BY REMOVING THE ELEMENT OF SUFFERING FROM OUR ENTERTAINMENT!!! BRAAAWWWRRGGHH!!!!
No one mentioned how the hatch light kind of awkwardly turned off when they went in. YAY I GET TO MENTION IT! SO, They didn't do the sensible thing of they walk in and the lights are normal, i guess it was just the contrast of the dark outside that made them so bright. Instead, when they walk in, you see the bright light weirdly turn off. So that must mean the science guy had this whole scenario thought up in his head; "wouldn't it be awesome if when i open the door for possible desperate survivors, they get bathed with merciful angelic light?".
Way to reduce yourself to one-dimensional bickering espresso-drinking stereotypes and take the one genuine and valid part of Italian culture in the whole thing, the art, and associate it with someone least deserving for/of it; a foreign actress which doesn't even care to learn a single line of your language. And this shame for what? To sell a useless espresso machine which serves only to complicate the act of putting instant coffee in a cup of hot water.
Why would Merle risk walking through a zombie apocalypse with a missing hand and a bleeding arm on the off chance the truck, by people who he is so convinced have abandoned him he cut his arm off to get free, is there? Because THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO SORRY WHEN HE TAKES THEIR TRUCK! Merle is MEAN!
I swear when the old guy was doing his introspective pensive monologue at the fireside that lets us see him as a layered and complex individual i was like GUESS WHO'S GOINT TO BE GETTING IT NEXT PREETTTTY SOOOOON!!! But they ended up not whacking him off. Which is weird that a show with so many cliches and bad writing would avoid that one.
But i guess i pegged him wrong because i forgot about the connection the sisters had in the boat because it was so boring and forgetful.
"The Pleadians worked on my body"
Not to diss the Pleadians, because they did a great job with that body, but maybe they should have dedicated equal time to the mind.
Oh man, rihanna's longingly waiting for Eminem in a candle lit room, and where's he? Taking a refreshing walk in a pretty sunlit meadow. TYPICAL MAN!!!!
See, due to having a working, human, moral compass, i don't do "research" on encyclopedia dramatica, that is to say, hate-filled garbage pit not to be taken seriously by a working brain, and actually think i'm "doing research". In fact i would say those who wallow in such a cess-pool of laughable "information" and then feel entitled to tell someone to shut the fuck up on a basis of being uneducated, are actual human trash. The only reason i'm on a high horse is not to wade through the shit you seem to love basking in.
Downvoted for lack of a moral compass. She's a dumb little girl. She thinks it's all fun and games, she has no grasp of her behavior, she thinks she's being a cool grownup. You have to look beyond the diablo cody hair and realize it's actually a silly, un-self aware, small child, doing stupid small child things like being fascinated by cursing and boistering, because in their small child mind that equals being a grownup. REALITY CHECK she probably PLAYS WITH DOLLIES AND CUTS THEIR HEIR. Get a grip on yourself man.
I've seen mark zuckberg in interviews, and he's this slurry, goofy dork, WHICH IS HOW WEB DEVELOPERS ARE, and jesse eisenberg is playing him like this on the edge, two steps ahead, neurotically focused genius. Effing hollywood.
There's being calm and reasonable, and then there's "i'm getting my nails filed by Tibetan monks and their boring me with their pedantic dedication". This just sounds like the latter to me, heck.
Not to be a dick or anything, and by that i mean defend mel gibson, but that oksana lady is totally bating him on by using that annoying pretentiously calm tone of voice that's supposed to piss off the other person by letting them know you're like doing sudoku, not actually sudoku, just drawing smily faces in with different disguises on while they're pissed off at you.
The pussy game is just a cliche about that person applied to the pussy. It's really just saying "Imagine if Tilda Swinton was a GIANT TALKING PUSSY!!".
Also, that movie looks conceited, cheap and pompous. Something straight off miramax's assembly lines of instant euro-chic classics. They're rich and hoity toity so showing someone's sweaty balls is PROVOCATIVE and DARING. Those are RICH PEOPLE INTRIGUE BALLS! Not like your boring weekend scouting for bargains, ebaying balls. It shows a primitive fascination with wealth that the studios cheaply exploit while fooling you into thinking you're being immersed in high culture WHILE LOOKING AT BALLS.
Though still funny, i prefer Alpha Gabe's sharp and biting satire over Xerox Gabe's drawn out, confusing, guy who can't stop making fun of things, even those he likes humor. "Oh woOOW! I really like these new shoes i bought! OH I FEEL AS IF AN ENCHANTED PRINCESS WALKING ON CLOUDS!! WHILE SCATTING! SCIBBIDY BOO SCIBIDDY BA BEEP BOO!! OH AUNTY ELIZABETH I SIMPLY ADORE THESE SHOES, I'LL USE THEM ONLY FOR DRINKING TEA AND PETTING MINIATURE PONIES!!! No, but really, these are great shoes, i don't regret getting them everyone."
"and he, too, relies on his quick wit as an emotional defense mechanism to keep people from seeing the deep well of insecurity and emotional frailty that governs his erratic behavior and sometimes questionable life choices, just like how I do that."
Most people just aren't as awesome and quick-witted as you Gabe. *rolleyezzoorr* That part of the movie just makes them feel like they're watching an actual superhero.
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