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I think it is both pretty and boring.
I promise I did not hastily rewrite this piece this morning after seeing the p4k Wet review.
Yup, you guys all caught me. Fixed now.
I actually love the idea of Tony Visconti throwing producer drops all over Bowie records.
No, dummy, I just like rap better than other music.
I mean, I don't know, it's pretty good I guess. Listened to it once, and it was like, "welp, this isn't beating savages."
Got it a few weeks ago. As far as I know, they haven't been holding it from critics. There are just a lot of big albums this week, and it's not everyone's top priority to review.
I'd originally put this in the text of the piece, but I wrote this on Friday, before Future's Purple Reign tape came out. If I'd waited, it would've gone to Future. Purple Reign is my favorite 2016 album thus far; I'd even put it above Blackstar.
Deacon said that Bowie wrote the bassline, and Bowie said that either did it. Either way, I don't know if that bassline would've found as hospitable a home on another Queen song. If Bowie's not on that, I don't think it ever reaches Vanilla Ice.
Yeah, I remembered that he was in Zoolander but didn't remember what he did. That was a truly great moment.
I've never seen that before! That is very strange and awesome.
Thank you. Had to.
Oh god, I forgot about that! That's so good!
In Bieber's defense, climbing ancient Mayan ruins sounds really, really fun.
I assumed it'd be a Ty Dolla $ign cover when I saw the title, but I like it just fine the way it is.
I hate pom pom more because (1) it's like 80 times as long and (2) it's repugnant on more levels than just the musical one. "Floridada" is just dumb and bad; it doesn't go any deeper than that.
Adele uses melisma really sparingly. Honestly, I feel like a lot of people's problem with Adele is cultural, not musical. The language people use when they bash her isn't about the actual music; it's about the people that they imagine are consuming the music.
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Seemed like it was too big a song for the Furious Five. Already made our top 5 of the week list, etc. But yeah, incredible song.
Wu-Tang was also a major cultural phenomenon in ways that Odd Future never could be. Even if you adjust for the downloading/streaming age, they were way, way more of a commercial presence. They made hits, albeit maybe reluctantly. And they only really diluted their brand when all these vaguely-affiliated groups, like Sunz of Man and Killarmy, started releasing albums. I always thought it was sort of pedestrian to compare OF and Wu-Tang. They are just two utterly, completely different entities. I don't think any past rap crew really compares with O.F.; their whole transgressive-punk-energy thing doesn't align with the goals or aesthetics of anyone else, really.
No, it's that he can't write and his words are a big confused jumble.
I loved their Lucy Ford/God Loves Ugly/Seven's Travels era, but they'd kinda lost me by then.
I gave Le1f Album Of The Week last year! For an EP! And Mixtape Of The Week *twice*! I really like him. And his album is good, but it's coming out in the same week as a lot of other good things.
It had a real shot, though the two songs that came out yesterday were pretty uninspiring. I really expected to be giving it to Ty Dolla $ign, but I only got my promo of that yesterday, and on my first couple of listens, I just didn't connect with it the way I did with Church.
ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A POPTIMIST
I really liked some of the 0PN joint and hated some of it. But I don't think you should be shocked that everyone is not necessarily going to be on board for the "terrifying squiggle-synth jibbers" album.
That's honestly how I felt about her for a long time, and I didn't even like "212." But I saw her at Coachella this year and she kinda blew me away. She's good! She's just not good enough to continually pull this kinda bullshit and get away with it.
Actually, it was Rustie. I didn't know anything about this one, but I'm pretty fucking amped about it.
Smaller artists send out promos.
It's not one of the big ones. It's a cool record and all, but don't get too excited.
Nope, no direct involvement beyond it being recorded in his studio.
Hey, this guy was my mayor! Fun facts: He was locally famous for playing shows with O'Malley's March all through the time he was mayor and then governor. Also, he's the basis for the Tommy Carcetti character on The Wire. Also, he's a tool whose zero-tolerance policing policies contributed to the climate that gave us the Freddie Gray murder this summer. Also, this cover is trash.
"Commas" was last year, and it really only shows one side of what Future does. "March Madness" shows all of them.
Fun fact: Hustle & Flow director Craig Brewer directed this week's episode of Empire. (This week's episode was pretty bad, even if the showdown at the Leviticus nightclub was pretty fun.)
I'm working on it, believe me. But he also has a huge frame, way bigger than most labs. He's way less fat than I'm making him sound.
Just want to jump in here to say that Geoff Rickley is a really great dude and an inspiration to a whole lot of people. I hope he doesn't get blamed for all this shit, and I feel really bad for everything he's going to have to deal with as this story builds.