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This didn't fit into the piece, but Spike Jonze directed that "Car Song" video, and its plot is "Elastica are ghostbusters in Tokyo." HOW IS THAT NOT THE BEST VIDEO EVER? HOW DOES IT MANAGE TO SUCK? This has bothered me for 20 years.
I didn't know how many people in the band are trans and didn't want to talk out of my ass. Online info is scant, and it seems like adding a sentence like "they have a 'transbitcheswithproblems' tag on their Bandcamp" wouldn't really add anything to the experience of hearing the song. (And I didn't post about PWR BTTM.) Mostly I just wanted to draw attention to the song because it's great.
Pretty much, yeah. It's not an exact science, but we save PEs for the really big, anticipated albums or the out-of-nowhere surprise releases from huge names.
I was! Think I got high during it, too! That was the year Jawbox opened up on the mainstage, right? Fuckin Jawbox in a stadium. That was a thing that happened.
Amrit looks cooler than anyone who was onstage tonight (except Rihanna).
Hey guys, St. Vincent and Aphex Twin already won Grammys tonight. Neither one of them showed up! Neither award was on TV!
Charlottesville, VA. We have, like, a classic-soul station that's pretty good. We also have two competing granola alt-rock stations. And when the wind blows the right way, we can get the Richmond station for a few minutes sometimes.
I'm still going to write about mixtapes! I'm just going to save it for the really, really good ones. The catalyst for this change: Me reading something about the Florida rapper Woop, thinking "that sounds cool," not remembering that I'd written an MOTW on him last year.
Did it actually show up in any theaters? I didn't mention it cuz I figured it was on the same level as his Masters of Horror joints.
Had the wrong release-date info on that one. It's in there now.
My whole thing with the Montessori reference is: Doesn't Kanye realize that Big Sean is a Waldorf School alumnus? And that Waldorf and Montessori have FUNDAMENTALLY OPPOSED educational philosophies? They should really discuss this stuff before they put it on wax.
Kanye's on the song, dummies. The "tryna compromise my condom size" verse.
This, from Spacebomb's Twitter: "Also, Pollard/White/Spacebomb have scored a film called @OpenTablesMovie. Hope to be able to share it with you soon!" Tiiiiiight.
Wow, I really did type "trumpet," didn't I? Fixed, thank you.
Aaaaand I still think I'm pretty good. Sorry, dicknose! Hope you feel better for getting that off your chest! (Thanks for the kind words, everyone else.)
Or to a thoughtful and considered review. Did you read my shit? I happen to think I'm pretty good at this.
It's 3X this time! The Aaliyah version is the business.
Galaxie 500 broke up in 1991, numbnuts. Blame yourself for that.
Shit, another one I forgot. Blink-182. Debut album 95. Might've made top 10.
Aw shit, yeah, that's another one I would've mentioned. Not in the top 10 for me but in the general conversation, sure.
Also, they wouldn't have made my top 10, but Wilco also debuted in 95, and they def. deserve to be mentioned.
I forgot about them. That list was off the dome. There are a few bands mentioned in this section that would've at least made the on-the-bubble list -- Vampire Weekend, Mastodon, ATDR -- if I'd thought of them. (Built to Spill doesn't make the cut; they had albums out in 93 and 94.) Also, even if their output is limited to 2.5 albums, I feel dumb for forgetting about Girls. LCD Soundsystem made postpunk dance music but carried and recorded themselves like a rock band. Belle & Sebastian are more of a stretch, but the fact that they have a drummer somehow makes them rock enough for me to include them.
For the record, top 10 rock bands to emerge in the last 20 years, in my estimation: 1. Sleater-Kinney 2. The Dismemberment Plan 3. The Hold Steady 4. The White Stripes 5. LCD Soundsystem 6. TV On The Radio 7. Against Me! 8. Spoon 9. Converge 10. Belle And Sebastian I'm cheating a bit with some of these inclusions. The D-Plan and Spoon both dropped EPs in 94, and Converge had a whole album, though I'd argue that we didn't really meet any of these bands until a year or two later. If you like, though, drop those three bands and sub in the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lightning Bolt, and Fucked Up. On the bubble: the Walkmen, Screaming Females, Arcade Fire, the Beta Band, the Rapture, the National, Titus Andronicus. Nowhere near the bubble: Animal Collective.
AC/DC are INCREDIBLE live. I am probably more amped for them than for anything else on that bill.
Chumped took nothing from Bikini Kill, sound nothing like them, and are 75% comprised of dudes.
Peak era Jay is pretty much 96-03. It was a long era. Everything Beanie did during his Roc stint was absolute blood-raining fire. The Reason, The Mack, and The B.Coming are nearly as great as any of those Jay albums.
It's asshole satire. Laughing at poor people fighting over shit at Wal-Mart is also an asshole move. The people who get all "look, rampant consumerism" about that shit are people who don't rely on predatory Black Friday bargains to get shit for their families. The people who are fighting over those things are people who would never otherwise be able to afford those things. Wareheim's video is mocking those people. It's an asshole move, albeit a brilliantly executed one.
My personal honorable mentions that didn't make the big list: Lil Boosie - Life After Deathrow Rancid - Honor Is All We Know Young Thug & Bloody Jay - Black Portland Ex Hex - Rips The Hold Steady - Teeth Dreams