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"Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea. Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea." " ... she's really not giving us the time of day at all."
+2 | 3/7/12 3:14 PM
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BANTER!
+14 | 2/8/12 6:53 PM
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I don't know, I feel like fake mustaches are still a valid option for women. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/sarah-silvermans-emmy-mustache-16980-1253539674-5.jpg
+10 | 12/8/11 1:21 PM
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"Midlist"? I've been reading a MIDLIST blog this WHOLE TIME????
+8 | 12/7/11 11:56 AM
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hey so you should actually do this tumblr because I would visit it thanks
+4 | 12/6/11 5:27 PM
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I guess I'm going to have to send this to everyone in my friend circle so they'll get it when I start saying, "Is it myth. Or is it re-al-i-ty." with that inflection whenever possible.
+4 | 12/2/11 5:15 PM
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"Yeah, I was in the shit."
0 | 11/29/11 8:23 PM
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you're right about everything and now I'm depressed
+3 | 11/29/11 5:14 PM
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So when you are the voice/operator of a talking trashcan at Disney World, what do you put on your resume? "Trash Can Voice"? "Vocal Actor/Improvisor--Talking Trash Can"? "Garbage Voice"? I kind of can't stop thinking about how this is someone's job that they possibly have for months or YEARS ...
+7 | 11/29/11 11:58 AM
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Silver lining: if ever I apply for one of these elusive comment-for-pay jobs, my comment will serve as my entire resume.
+5 | 11/23/11 5:14 PM
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They'll probably hire me for ALL of the jobs when they see how loyal and eloquent I am, right? Right!
+8 | 11/23/11 2:33 PM
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GD you, Facebook connect. GD you to h.
+6 | 11/23/11 12:32 PM
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Good point, where's O'brien? or Elizabeth McGovern? This disco is ageist!
+1 | 11/16/11 4:25 PM
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Ain't no party like a Crawley party 'cause a Crawley party don't stop (until Mrs. Patmore accidentally puts salt in the pudding)
+4 | 11/16/11 2:02 AM
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"OK, huckabeast. But that doesn't make any sense." "Well, isn't that what makes it funny? I'm laughing. Go fish. Uno." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/tumblr_l2ur4dA0mw1qc0y3yo1_500.jpg
+22 | 11/10/11 6:21 PM
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These chats are great and have made me decide that Gabe and Kelly should get married! If in fact they are two separate people!!
+13 | 11/9/11 9:17 PM
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Paging Joe Mande ...
+1 | 11/8/11 12:27 PM
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Neat, they set that video to my favorite song! I can't hear it enough times.
+10 | 11/7/11 3:36 PM
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I get the sense that Gabe fires Kelly in every conversation they ever have? Also I would like to request more of these "Behind the Scenes" chats, please.
+1 | 10/27/11 12:30 PM
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No, but Uncle Whatthewhat has made me slide down in my Pizza Hut booth more than a few times!
+4 | 10/7/11 10:22 PM
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Future prediction: One day, sitting in a restaurant, that child is going to be very, very embarrassed by her father's overly-hearty laugh.
+10 | 10/7/11 5:35 PM
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Ugggh, I wish I could have a British kid somehow. Without having to actually give birth to one and stay in England for five years?
+9 | 10/5/11 1:30 PM
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I only remembered it because I replied and told him I'd blame him when it really happened!
+3 | 10/4/11 4:19 PM
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Um, Gabe predicted this would happen: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/Screenshot2011-10-04at125303PM.png Or is this The Secret at work? I'm scared!
+20 | 10/4/11 3:56 PM
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Or candy!
+5 | 10/3/11 3:22 PM
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If they're jerking me around about this and it ends up not happening, I will murder everyone involved! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/tumblr_lcmp24FRF61qcie8lo1_r2_500.png
+6 | 10/3/11 1:39 PM
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... add some broth, a potato -- baby, you got a stew going!
+10 | 10/3/11 1:35 PM
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I've seen Melissa with the Groundlings a few times over the years and she's been exactly just like she was on SNL: 100% into every character and so, SO funny. I'm happy she's getting so much attention now but there is an uncomfortable weight component ...I tried watching Mike & Molly once and every punchline was about being fat? Blah. She's too talented for that show.
+6 | 10/3/11 12:50 PM
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I rewound and watched this part twice. Drunk Leslie is almost as funny as Flu Leslie.
+8 | 9/30/11 2:26 PM
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"These horrible swans must be stopped! We're suing them for everything they've got and then we're going after all of the other bird species too." --their lawyer http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/06_mostcreative.jpg
+13 | 9/29/11 2:42 PM
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¿Wha' Happen?
+2 | 9/27/11 6:32 PM
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I'm going to Virgin Suicide you!
0 | 9/20/11 6:03 PM
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A man is haunted by the ghost of a handsome but dirty hobo, whom he tries to defeat and send back to hell by destroying his ashes.
+1 | 9/20/11 5:55 PM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/tumblr_lcmp24FRF61qcie8lo1_r2_500.png
+22 | 9/14/11 2:19 PM
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I will begrudgingly admit there's a similarity there, but I'm going to need to see Fabio in glasses and hook hands before making my final judgment. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/30rockhookhand.jpg
+16 | 9/14/11 1:48 PM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/Idris_sings.png
+10 | 9/13/11 5:08 PM
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That's a tall drink of water, and I don't mean what's in the bottle? ugh, sorry, Idris Elba makes me lose my mind. Does anyone have his phone number, I have something I need to ask him real quick.
+6 | 9/13/11 12:27 PM
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This is a perfect movie for 2012! Civilization is going to end on a real high note.
+3 | 9/8/11 8:47 PM
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It won't be easy You'll think it strange When I try to explain how I feel That I still need your love After all that I've done You won't believe me All you will see Is a girl you once knew Although she's dressd up to the nines And won't take hydrangeas from youuuuuuuu
+5 | 9/6/11 6:03 PM
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What! My first ever Monster's Ball! Since I'm neither an actor nor an athlete and I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a spelling bee for grownups (IS THERE?), I consider this to be the highest award I can ever hope to receive as an adult. I'm printing out this page and hanging it on the fridge. Thanks, everybody!!!
+17 | 9/2/11 6:12 PM
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