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The Men Who Stare at Coats
Agreed! And it reminded me of the 30 Rock where Tim Conway played the crazy super offensive old actor: "I wandered the building all night. I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one giant lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien, and why is she so sad?"
"I can do the worm, I've served jail time, I got mad skin tags and I'm rocking one leg, bro!"
Yes, I loved that concert ticket scene too-- it was so nice to see Betty smile genuinely for ONCE and it was such a kind, unexpected Dad thing to do for Don. Have we ever seen such a moment for Sally? Poor girl. This is definitely the calm before the storm for her, and by "storm" I mean "hard-drugging and whoring it up."
Not to get all mathy up in here, but those 25,000 boxes are constantly rotating among households, not staying put, so I don't think it's SO egotistical of Charles Barkley (first time that's ever been said??) or me to think they might run into someone who'd had one at one point. Unlikely one you crunch the numbers, yes, but probably most people assume (as I did) that they're surveying more people than that. And, as Kateness mentioned, there's the diary type of recording too, which I guess Nielsen does a lot more of than boxes. I had just assumed that, if they're actually taking a statistically significant sample, I would have run into someone who'd done it in my 87 years on this earth. Or maybe I have and they've been mum about it, as Holly mentioned. (Not me, I'd be Facebooking the crap out of that news -- WHO WANTS THEIR SHOW SAVED, BITCHES??) I think we can all agree it seems like an outdated system at this point, though.
That depends, I think? When I was in India, the local guy we were with told us it was only OK to eat the outside of the samosas we got from a shop because in his words"they don't always wash their hands and the filling doesn't get hot enough" -- he didn't even eat the filling. But I ate in sit-down restaurants in Delhi and was just fine. And you should definitely definitely not drink the water as a visitor. That said, this show is still the worst.
Maybe I'm a hopeless optimist, but I feel like if we just ignore Outsourced and tell anyone we know with a Nielsen box (which, by the way, do they even really exist? Because I have never in my life known someone who got one) to steer clear, this garbage show will disappear, Parks and Rec will come back sooner than planned, and we'll be all: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/2nvfp1w.gif
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At one point I felt like he might come out of my computer screen and just appear across from me? Also, I might have already had too much coffee today.
Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Flanders: Looks like we're going to have an imagination Christmas this year. Rodd & Todd: Yaaaayyy! Imagination Christmas! Rodd: I got a pogo stick! Todd: I got a hula hoop!
Don't you hate pants?
You can try it, but a lot of people will just look at you blankly! They don't teach him in schools anymore, APPARENTLY.
I appreciate what she's trying to do, but it's hard for me to take her seriously when her idea of dressing for maximum credibility evokes Charles Nelson Reilly. (I'm sorry. I'm 100 years old!) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/CNR_meh.jpg
It is RIDICULOUS that Jenny was let go from SNL and this proves it! Just keep being funny on the internet, Jenny, we love you and will never fire you. ps-Soft Gabe is funny toooo
Imma be wrecking your cherished childhood memories. :(
The transmission tower fixing business is still back in the stone age while I use my hoverboard as an ottoman! They need to unionize or something. Demand change, guys! Robots should be doing your work by now!
Horrible, horrible movie. Also, Pattinson, Claire from Lost, and Pierce Brosnan are all supposed to be New Yorkers, and it's actually Brosnan who botches the accent the most! Oh, so bad.
Yes a thousand times yes to The Happening. Gabe, there are so many unintentional laugh-out-loud moments that watching it becomes almost more of a joy than a chore? Almost.
Look, I came here to hate on this awful parade of horrors, but then I got to the part where the "stars of The Social Network" intro'd Mary J. Blige and now I forget what I was going to say because I have to announce my imaginary engagement to Andrew Garfield. We're going to be SO HAPPY in our house of LORRIES, guys.
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I just remembered something: did anyone else notice the earpiece action going on at the elimination dinner? Gail Simmons and Dana Cowin were both clearly wearing them while eating and I couldn't figure out why. Were they listening to a Yankees game or are the producers telling them what they should/shouldn't like? Am I going out of my way to find something to be interested in during this awful season? Yes and Yes.
I miss Tiffany! She would've told Ed to stop being such a douche about having immunity. Or SHE would have won immunity. Or she could lend Ed another dress to run around in.
I didn't cry but I was suuuuper bummed out and second your emotion! Now that Tiffany's gone, I really don't care who wins. As long as it isn't Angelo because I don't think we as Americans should be enabling him to procreate with his Russian mail-order bride.
I think maybe she has: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/sideeffects.jpg
Right??? My takeaway from those stories is: Always Be Cruising past seemingly injured/dead people on lonely roads
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Good lord, Mans -- these are all so fascinating and I've never heard of most of them. Thanks for credits earned towards my major in Obscure Awesome Things here at Videogum U.
I am. What's up with Gretchen's 'tude? So far I have no early favorites, but a lot of early dislikes!
I will chip in $20. Gabe can keep it at his house in a bassinet just like any normal person would.
Yes, it's a very difficult decision. I also love "Some people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say, 'Compared to WHAT?'"
I had to watch this four times to decide what my favorite part is. It's: "Guess what my skiis are? Toenails from a man."
Mommy, what is that bear doing to Brendan Fraser? :(
Who wants a banger in the mouth?