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That synopsis was clearly written by an amateur as there is no clear role for Kirk Cameron. It's almost like they don't want their movie to get made!
+20 | 5/20/10 1:15 PM
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(I REALLY hate that hat, is what I'm trying to say)
+1 | 5/12/10 5:13 PM
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Was it in John Slattery's life plan for Matt Damon to wear that hat? If so, I think Damon is wise to try to forge his own path. Towards Emily Blunt, and away from that hat.
+2 | 5/12/10 5:08 PM
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This answers the question, "Is there a miniaturized version of ANYTHING that I wouldn't love?" NOPE. And I'm a pacifist! More adorable mini weapons, please.
+12 | 5/12/10 12:06 PM
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There are free root beer floats at Sonic! I repeat, THERE ARE FREE ROOT BEER FLOATS AT SONIC.
+9 | 5/6/10 1:08 PM
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UGH. Am I practicing The Secret right if I say to the universe that I would like for the tabloids to reveal that Leno has been cheating on Mavis for over a decade with some forehead-tattooed super skank so that he would have to endure a grand scale public shaming? Oprah? Someone tell me if I'm doing that right because I NEED this to happen.
+9 | 5/5/10 4:20 PM
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Agreed-- if you paused it you could see she had a pocket watch in her mouth.
+26 | 5/5/10 12:45 PM
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I honestly just watched that with my chin propped on my fists like I was gazing adoringly at an 8 x10 of Clive Owen. In my unbiased opinion, THAT IS THE WORLD'S CUTEST PUPPY.
+18 | 5/3/10 5:56 PM
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My first thought was, "He shouldn't use the lighter, he'll burn up all his oxygen!!" My second thought was that this should just be a radio play instead of a film. Gabe, remember those? So many happy hours spent in front of the wireless set.
+35 | 5/3/10 1:47 PM
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So happy Parks and Rec was back ... the moment where Ron Swanson was leaving April's house and then shuts the door again and shoots her a look when she calls him Duke Silver was classic. (that was a .gif I made with words since I don't know how to make them for reals)
+20 | 4/30/10 12:27 PM
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UPDATE: Identity of driver has been released. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/300lucille-lic.jpg
+35 | 4/29/10 2:33 PM
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This post should have been titled "This is your baby: the world's smallest horse" because that horse is definitely going to be my baby. I'm going to carry him around in a snuggie and change his name to Bunny. If you guys want to throw me a shower, I'm registering at Art's Feed & Supply. Hooray!
+7 | 4/27/10 5:53 PM
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These Ukrainian political geniuses have figured out how to get people to tune in to otherwise boring lawmaking sessions instead of "The Real Farmwives of Дніпропетровськ" during sweeps! U.S. Congress, plz take note.
+3 | 4/27/10 1:30 PM
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"That's not THAT much cheese ..."
+8 | 4/23/10 12:39 PM
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"As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say, ‘No more drama.’”
+9 | 4/23/10 12:34 PM
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Oops, clearly so nervous about it that I left out the 'he' in that sentence ... sigh.
+1 | 4/22/10 8:10 PM
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I feel like he will somehow sense the negative internet energy from over here and come after us next ... like can SEE us now. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/the-eye-of-baio.jpg
+19 | 4/22/10 8:05 PM
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I have a feeling that the powerful bread lobby prevented those from being included in the video.
+5 | 4/22/10 5:52 PM
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Pretty great, but needs more TV Hat.
+17 | 4/22/10 3:38 PM
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I bet if he got a tiny ampersand added to that tattoo, it would be worth at least a 10% discount at H&M? It would be 10% less embarrassing, anyway.
+26 | 4/22/10 2:16 PM
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"You are going to look almost TOO normal in your TV Hat." --these guys: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/pic03-1.jpg
+26 | 4/21/10 3:28 PM
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I wish I could nuclear bomb myself into a bizarro world where Lost never ended so I could Always Be Reading these recaps.
+25 | 4/21/10 1:12 PM
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I have watched this video five times already today! That's all I have to say. I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!
+2 | 4/20/10 5:47 PM
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So I decided the only way I would feel better about watching this video was finding out this dude was Jail King of Jail City, Population: Jail, and instead I found something that claims that "Just Like Mom" became the longest running game show in Canadian history. Fergie Olver hosted it with his wife. And he went on to be a Toronto Blue Jays announcer for twenty years. The exact opposite of jail (maybe?)! Canada, do I even really know you? I feel like you have not been completely upfront with me.
+21 | 4/15/10 2:59 PM
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Celebrity Scientologists. Or, serial killers.
+9 | 4/15/10 1:02 PM
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Weirdly, I was eating a Cadbury Creme Egg when I started reading this recap. I'm trying not to read to much into it, but does this mean that I get to marry Soft Gabe?
+9 | 4/14/10 5:07 PM
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i so badly wish that were a real thing
+4 | 4/14/10 12:14 PM
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"Look alive, Myrtle, the kids are here!"
+2 | 4/13/10 11:10 AM
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I'm going to pass on the Mean Girls game, 'cause I'm saving my allowance pennies for this one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/georgia_rule_movie_poster.jpg
+57 | 4/12/10 3:40 PM
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Stop trying to make fetch happen!
+18 | 4/12/10 3:12 PM
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Everything Gwyneth ever says these days has an air of desperate "HEY I AM JUST A REGULAR PERSON JUST SUPER NORMAL LIKE EVERYONE WITH NORMAL FEARS AND DREAMS PS BUTLER I AM OUT OF SEA URCHIN ROE TOOTHPASTE" and it is just unbelievable that she keeps somehow thinking she's an everywoman. It reminds me of this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/pocketfood/cletus.jpg "I'm just a regular kid! Do you like candy? Fart jokes are happiness!"
+10 | 4/9/10 4:24 PM
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This seems like the ultimate Taking One for the Team ... I mean, it would require Joe Mande to take a full-time position, but still. Ultimate. (I am a superwoman.)
+5 | 4/8/10 5:19 PM
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This video makes me SO thankful I grew up in the 1800's, when the only way my mother could have captured me singing "The Drunken Sailor" in my petticoats would have been if I held very, very still in front of the daguerreotype machine for 36 hours.
+34 | 4/8/10 12:11 PM
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Wait, that's what ICP sounds like? I have been judging them by their faces and assumed they made thrashy guttural nightmare music. If you remove all the fucks from the lyrics they sound exactly like a Christian rap group! Would a Juggalo hatchet my face for saying that? Or are they SECRETLY NICE?
+26 | 4/7/10 1:30 PM
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I'm so glad "Jackie Jormp-Jomp" is finally getting released!
+12 | 4/2/10 11:56 AM
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Yes, what is up with her wonky eye? I can't stop looking at it.
+1 | 3/30/10 11:23 AM
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I have nothing to suggest for a title, but would like to submit a question. Are Jamie's ab/pec muscles airbrushed for emphasis in that photo? Because the look of his torso reminds me SO MUCH of this: http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/14/2649/14366.jpg
+36 | 3/29/10 12:21 PM
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we have to Elm Street him!
+5 | 3/26/10 12:18 PM
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"I said twout instead of trout." "It happens to everyone."
+8 | 3/26/10 12:03 PM
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Well, this just makes me want to throw my MFA from University of Michigan right into the toilet moat, sir. (Just kidding, I don't have an MFA. But I'm just as offended as if I did!)
+3 | 3/25/10 4:57 PM
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