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I know denial this is an irrational...BUT: If you're going to delude yourself why go for these dudes when you can go for the sexiest man alive, Donald Maynard Dokken? No half-measures, people.
+9 | 1/28/21 3:33 PM
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Am I high or did "Dr" Phil just say that he and his wife are personal friends with Nikki Sixx? Is "dr" Phil a member of the Mötley Crüe Crüe? Is "Dr" Phil Dr Philgood? The one you call when you're alright(but still call, 'cause white people problems? You know, Dokken fans don't fall for this shit
+18 | 1/28/21 3:29 PM
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More like Mean Dad, am i right?! (Got him)
+8 | 1/5/21 12:13 PM
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Dear Furry Pherrell; Dokken should headline all four nights. Period.
0 | 1/2/21 1:59 PM
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So the coronavirus was the only thing keeping them from headlining music festivals! Checkmate, atheists!
+2 | 1/2/21 1:57 PM
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https://tenor.com/be8cu.gif
0 | 12/30/20 10:49 AM
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More like Kevin Mutton, AmIright? Merry Christmas, everybody!
+3 | 12/28/20 10:15 PM
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Fiiiiiine, I'll be THAT GUY; Why not make a movie about 1980s hardcore punk instead?
+1 | 12/28/20 1:23 PM
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I know you meant to type "turns" not "runs", but I like your version better. Im thinking something like this: https://youtu.be/bazVcSv8nnk
+3 | 12/28/20 1:20 PM
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Dumb yet serious question: How do you pronounce Watchahachee? I've been listening to them, and I've been trying to get my long-suffering to listen to them, but I'm to scared she might break up with me if I mispronounce it. Currently I pronounce it to rhyme with "Hachee machee!". So i think its possibly wrong.
+2 | 12/26/20 5:49 PM
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Good boy!
+3 | 12/26/20 5:38 PM
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Can you make a Spotify list? I'm curious to see the second to last song in your playlist.
+3 | 12/26/20 5:37 PM
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Fellow comentariat, I hereby come to this teleinformatic "blog" to humbly request some YouTube playlists links. You know you have 'em.
+3 | 12/26/20 5:34 PM
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Sorry for being pretentious "Docteur" Benway.
+3 | 12/19/20 8:43 AM
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I was about to comment on that. Think of all the subtleties that are expressed and shared in a medium like jazz. I know jazz will outlive us all, but it's still sad. 2 me
+3 | 12/18/20 1:33 PM
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Ass'd ass-ass asses ass-ass asses. Yes. I do have a lot of tim on my hands rn. Why do you ask?
+3 | 12/18/20 1:21 PM
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Did you apologize in behalf of Billiam?
+3 | 12/18/20 1:17 PM
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I think of it more of an Option 30/guy from Hamilton collab.
+3 | 12/18/20 1:09 PM
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I had to reread the article 2 x before figuring out this wasn't Chris DeVille accidentally posting ideas for his boy band
+4 | 12/18/20 1:01 PM
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Dear soft spoken podcasters: Dokken or GTFO
+2 | 12/17/20 9:57 PM
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Bro, this is going to be so deep. Wanna play beer pong?
+7 | 12/16/20 5:29 PM
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David letterman dumb guy voice: "so..uh, um, did the airline lose The Machine?"
+1 | 12/16/20 4:41 PM
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Donald Maynard Dokken full name. Dysney, i know you're reading this: ducktales heavy metal guest star named Donald Canard Duck. It writes itself, man. No. YOU are high.
+3 | 12/16/20 4:36 PM
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Dokken is great, but I'm more interested in how someone names their child "Donald Dokken"
0 | 12/16/20 4:32 PM
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Dear Hollywood: Dokken bio or GTFO
+1 | 12/16/20 4:26 PM
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Sounds like someone just got the Joker 2 scoring gig.
+7 | 12/15/20 1:58 PM
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Timescreamer is spanish for Tim is creamer.
+3 | 12/15/20 11:30 AM
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You have to reset the password at wordpress. Use that log in at gravatar. Change your gravatar icon to be rated G not pg or higher. Take a break, put your mask on. Go for a walk. Whistfully remember that life is cyclical. Go into a bodega and grab a snack. Disinfect yourself when you get back. Sign in back to Stereogum. Post a picture of a puppy.
+4 | 12/12/20 12:04 PM
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Can't believe they pull it off. The sunuvabitchis pulled it off. 4.5 galaxy brains out of 5
+11 | 12/11/20 11:14 AM
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The Stereogum community: Sombreros for all! BOO Sombreros for none! BOO Sombreros for some! Miniature American flags for others! Yayyyy!!!
+3 | 12/9/20 1:28 PM
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It really baffles me that more rappers don't wear designer mariachi jackets
+9 | 12/9/20 12:20 PM
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Oh shit.
+3 | 12/9/20 12:18 PM
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This is so badass, I'm impressed. You give people more music by an up and coming artist and a way to feature other up and coming artist. I give this concept a 9.
+3 | 12/9/20 12:15 PM
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I got a 120$ offer on them right now as is, but if that deal falls through we can talk. I have scissors.
+1 | 12/8/20 1:57 PM
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Have you seen KO. They wanted to buy my pants, but I haven't heard from them. I don't know if I should wash them or if that's part of their whole thing.
+1 | 12/8/20 1:45 PM
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I appreciate the encouragement, Mr Deville, but this was the best I could do. I understand if this is a banana offense.
+1 | 12/8/20 1:40 PM
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In high school, my cousin and I found a bottle of goldslagger. We drank the whole thing. We woke up in Ohio outside a park that was hosting a quinceañera. The park was surrounded by industrial buildings He had a black eye and I was wearing a bathroom curtain.
+7 | 12/8/20 1:38 PM
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Mr kill your grandma
+12 | 12/8/20 1:31 PM
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You're on! https://i.ibb.co/PD8S4T6/IMG-20201207-134325877.jpg jpig
+3 | 12/7/20 2:51 PM
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I don't know if this is the place to post this, but it seems appropriate: The JNCO Company recently had a 'close out" liquidation sale. I, being a savvy investor, proceeded to purchase a pair of the Mammoth Leg JNCOS, thinking this was my last chance to won a pair of these fading shining diamonds. Then what do These dudes do? They rebrand as JNCO LA. Now These dudes got me for 80$ and I almost feel foolish wearing my JNCOs, knowing that i could've waited to save up for the mammoth legacys
+2 | 12/7/20 1:58 PM
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