Sorry, I haven't been as lighthearted as I once was. I've been working a lot lately and such. However, I think I have solved the problem by buying. this Funny Status App
Let's see here... pizza, cookies, old people being sexually suggestive. Got it!
I wish someone would invent a cookie holder, for when you want to dip it in the milk. I mean your fingers get cold and if you squeeze too hard it breaks and falls to the bottom and you either try diging it out with your hand or drinking the milk.
I never knew why there was so much hate on Paltrow until last week. I read some of Videogum's old posts and then I sort of got it. There is a point to be made that these getting out of a limo shots are all publicity stunts. I mean what's the advantage of not wearing underwear to a place where you know you will be photographed? That being said, I would have loved to read some commentary on that, instead of just another linked advertisement for it. This came off very Mean Girls.
Either way, I can't wait for next week's Jeff Dunham's sex tape.
What about Gwyneth Paltrow LeBron? http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/0%20Players/Lebron%20James/99ddecb3.gif
Wait Kenny Powers, something in the Internet is fake? http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/bekkiglittz/GIFs/XFactor/d270914e.gif
I'm going to need a minute.
I wanted one that was easily recognizable. The old one with the little man dancing with the cat seemed a little inappropriate somehow. Did you know that my first avatar was actually Loony Bird from the Rock-Afire Explosion? I got it because of Winwood.
Speaking of Winwood his art reviews on the Sunbreak are great. it inspired me to look into artists like Max Clotfelter and such. I wish Winwood would come to Chicago, we have a museum for outsider art. True Story: my drawings were on a Museum when i was 10. OK, not much of a story, but I kind of want to get back into art. I stopped when I was like 17 because I hated art kids (sorry art people-I love you now!)
Do you like grapes? I always thought they were really expensive as a kid, you know because of those roman emperor cartoons where they are getting fed grapes and fanned at the same time.
I was just talking with Jakem & Garbage face about our favorite Wire episodes. Remember the one where Snoop tries out for the Harlem Globetrotters? Or the one where McNulty hears about crimes, puts on his sunglasses & says: "Now THAT'S Mcnutty!"?
Remember Keyboard Cathy? She's playing in New Hope PA. this Sunday. How do I know this? She's My Facebook friend. Jealous? http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=177995985566075
Welcome back, NJ! I made you a Nirvana cake. http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4pbg0nttu1qbgji5o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1294523382&Signature=azRwokjwwnBqsWifnWMU4eXXDNU%3D
Remember back in the day when pretentious people would be like "I don't watch TV, just TLC & the Discovery Channel"? In their faces! Ha!
I Haven't been this self-satisfied since I went to lecture a Native South American tribe about their own customs.
Aww thanks guys, but please don't downvote Whoa, he was just funnin' me, friends. Besides, he's on OG commentator that needs to comment more.
Whaoa, sorry if i offended you back in the day when i suggested you were a Gabe stalker, I was a lot less considerate back then. Remember when I posted that pic of he puppies eating that pig head? Ahh, classic asshole me.
Me too! Every friend I get helps me keep away from interacting with my family, real life friends and it's easier to ignore me in the Internet! Only YOU can stop me from being obnoxious in real life.
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