I ran this in "Nice-translator" and translated Winwoodese into Enlgish:
"I used to to have a Facebook account but I was banned. Instead, I now spend my time being great over at Videogum".
I hope they follow that up with John Madden F***ball
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I imagine there would be a of him yelling "BOOM!"
Once I was walking downtown and I saw this fat guy holding up a sign with a picture of John Wayne that read : "Why do I have to press1 for English, pilgrim?" I thought to myself: " Thats what made America great; people bitching about how hard it is to do a microscopically minor task", and when I got home I found out John Wayne married 3 different Hispanic women.
Off topic: All right congratulations on your little horse Gabe, Ima let you finish but:
Last night as I was doing chores with my GF I realized something
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I went into some dark places with my comments yesterday. They were really unnecessarily confusing and contrived. I realize I was wrong.
I needed to clear my head so I went out for a walk:
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I realized my first post simply went too far and I chastised 1mitation_crabmeat2 for being a part groupthink, without offering an effective alternative.
On my second post I tricked the monsters by showing you a picture of my two cats. That last pic is not really my cat Tina eating Furrykiss; it’s just some other cat eating some other bunny. I was just trying to marry the two topics Gabe gave us, which were controversial images and cute animals. I apologize to the monsters who thought that Tinabear ate my sister’s bunny.
I apologize to Gabe for hijacking his blog; this blog is not about me. I apologize to uncle Winwood for jacking his stylo. And lastly I want to apologize to Tony1 who I made fun of, because he missed out on his Monster’s ball award (Ballsie? Notsewfastsie?) Two weeks ago. I now know those comments were not in the spirit of Videogum. So without any further ado I present Tony1 the Silver Ballsie I received last week:
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C'mon! Do you really think this guy is capable of rape?
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What?! idk what to think anymore. Up is down down is up. I don't know who to trust! I OMG I just got a flashforward!
In the future my grandkids are going to be like: why do you type "IDK" instead of I don't know, grandpa?
I need a nap.
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