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I felt like this movie was too pleased with itself. It could've used some rewrites. I like the shorts the movie is based on* but the full-length movie seemed too arbitrary. IDK, I would've wanted more of the family pre-santa for a bigger payoff.
* http://vimeo.com/16878465
Lets cast the Die Hard remake:
John McCLain: Bruce Willis
Mrs. McClain: Sarah Ramos
Hans Gruber: Will Ferrell
Carl Winslow: Eddie Winslow
Agent Johnson: Shia Lebouf
Other Agent Johnson: Jaden Pinkett Smith
Other Other Agent Johnson: My brother, Darryl
Hacker: Julia Stiles
Terrorist 1: Vincent Gallo
Terrorst 4: Adam Sandler
Terrorist 5: The Rock
Terrorist 7: Jennifer Lawrence
Terrorist 8: Adam Sandler in drag
Terrorist 12: Sir Ian McKellan
Police Chief: Sheldon from The Big Bang Thoery
Should I watch the other Die Hards, do they hold up as well as this one? Are they all Xmas themed and with terrorists or are they all about the McClanes having PTSD?
Also, another great thing was Bruce Willis being shoe less. Really brought some humanity to his 80s action star character in a quirky yet believable way.
Why did Parenthood's grandma's suitor mention Ice Age 3 in the beginning? Was Ice Age 3 another thing besides the movie with the Skrat?
Why didn't John McClane buy the huge teddy bear in LA? Did they not have huge teddy bears in LA in the 80s? Was it cheaper to pay the luggage charge and bring the bear from NY in the 80s?
I loved the "I shot a kid" part, it reminded me of the sappier Family Matters episodes, which were so much cheesey goodness.
B) I still know your real name, which you included on the screencap of the Monster Fantasy Football League. You could also include your long form birth certificate, showing your full name and putting to rest this whole thing.
C) Can't impress me with LIES!
That Sharon Osbourne thing is weird, but not as weird as Facetaco claiming he beat Homeless Randy at Fantasy Football on his "other league that you can't take screen-caps of, because the screen-cap program is broken." I mean it's one thing to lie about Fantasy Football, but dragging Homeless Randy's good name through the mud is an entirely different thing altogether.
I haven't read that Vulture article but I did enjoy this one:
http://www.vulture.com/2013/12/facetaco-lies-about-making-it-to-the-playoffs-and-beating-homeless-randy.html
The thing behind the cab is a crane. They're used in boom trucks to get material into high places, usually while evading power lines, windows, beams and other construction site obstacles. That guy is basically a blue collar ninja.
I was going to write "Man, James Franco really can do anything," but then I realized that, earlier today, I was wearing a similarly colorful (and probably much, much, much cheaper) suit while holing two pups in public, so I cannot throw any snark stones. Today we are all James Franco.
But you will be sitting at home during playoffs and I will be going in as a number one seed. (also seating at home because that's just how fantasy football works.)
A long time ago, a girl I dated for a minute showed me her art sketch book and it was just different variations of phalli, like, mushrooms, trees, houses, etc. A whole book. I mentioned that it was all phallic and she looked at me like I was crazy.
The Monster Fantasy Football League has been full for ages but yous guyses can still join the weekly NFL Pick ''em that West started just today, if yous want. http://weeklypickem.fantasy.nfl.com/group/80749 PW:gabe
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