I haven't been to L.A. in about 15 years, but my family used to visit almost every summer when I was a kid since I have a much older brother who lives there. My personal count is L.A. trips, about 12. Trips to actual downtown L.A. where all the skyscrapers live, 1, and that was by accident.
Dear True Blood,
Please stop referencing us. Our reputation is bad enough wihtout you. In the future, please substitute our name with "Bossier City".
Sincerely,
The City of Shreveport
Soul Asylum played a free concert a block from my apartment about a year ago. I got them confused with Collective Soul and felt very disappointed when I opened my window to hear them singing Runaway Train instead of December.
I apologize, world, for the Zooey Deswhatever rant. She must have seen my 3 year old facebook status update saying that I liked her in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but I wanted to strangle her for her shitty cotton commercial.
We did this last New Years Eve at my inlaw's house while we were wasted, then again, maybe it was another holiday or random weekend where we were all wasted. What's fun is to relase one or two into the night of a vast rural area then everyone jump excitedly and point at it when the random car drives by.
I love the jabs Jon took at the media in this interview. It's so true (to me at least) that the major networks are simply focused on sensationalism and creating division. While Nebraska was underwater and during the Afghani peace talks, all I heard about from ABC and the like was, "OMG! Casey Anthony is Satan!" and "Would you buy a string bikini for your baby?". Our news, at least the broadcast kind, is absolutely pitiful and I love Jon Stewart for saying something about it.
Yeah that Roger Ebert, always getting up in everyone else's bizness, trying to stay relevant with the gossip and the memes and the jokes and that stuff he does all the time on twitter.
Oh yes. I saw. My local news and the CBS Early Show (I think that's what it's called) has reminded me of the graphic pictures about 5 times every half hour today between updates from the Casey Anthony trial which are ironically that there are no updates because the judge sent them kids home yesterday. Good Morning America, ABC News and Nightline all want to know if I think the pictures are too graphic or if they go far enough on my facebook wall with reposts just for kicks every half an hour or so.
"King of the North!"
"KING OF THE NOOOOORTH!"
I can forgive you for forgetting about Rob because this whole show was too packed with awesome to remember everything.
Did you not get chills when Rob was hailed as, "KING OF THE NORTH!"? Of course you did. This episode was just so packed full of awesome that you forgot that part.
Khaleesi cannot marry you because I called her first. I don't care that gay marriage is outlawed across the sea in horse land or that neither of us are lesbians, I shall charm her with my wit and a banana in my pocket.
So having watched the other two videos and having determined that dude is a lady, I now wonder if I shed all my corporate, job seeking niceties like pantyhose and suit jackets and instead allow my nephew to shave my head and his sister give me some cats if I will some day live in a big, nice two story home and smoke cigarettes like Ozzy and Harriet with their hula hoop camera.
Or, better yet, here we go, "Louisiana: what you see on True Blood is pretty much spot for 95% of the state, except for the whole vampires and supernatural beings stuff."
Yeah, Louisiana's stereotype is pretty lame. Surely he could do better if he cared or visited or talked to me on facebook for 5 minutes. We just re-elected a Senator who ran on family values and called hookers from the floor of the US Senate! We love corruption and our people are awfully dumb.
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