You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
I wish I were still a monster. I'd have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson's dog was named America. He'd have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country's future.
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