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The official response from Fox News was to giggle at the name "Pussy Riot".
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8/17/12 1:10 PM
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Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot?
This is my highest level of wit for the week.
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8/17/12 1:06 PM
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Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot?
Vladimir Pootin'
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8/17/12 12:56 PM
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Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot?
You should totally get one. I have a microwave, and I use the fuck out that thing!
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8/14/12 4:32 PM
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Lie Back And Get Comfortable
This is Dave Hill we're talking about. If he told us how many, we would all give up, because we could never live up to that shit.
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8/14/12 4:24 PM
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Lie Back And Get Comfortable
Hey, at least you've got Kelly to help carry the burden. Back in my day, guest editors had it really rough!
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8/14/12 4:22 PM
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Lie Back And Get Comfortable
I love you, Dave Hill.
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8/14/12 4:04 PM
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Lie Back And Get Comfortable
The Rain Man reboot.
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8/7/12 6:30 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It
Contest: Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double
Aw, no Pringles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mucuLrWHGqc
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8/7/12 6:28 PM
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Why Don’t YOU Caption It
Contest: Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double
Shaqles?
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7/5/12 6:00 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Shaq On The Set Of
Grown Ups 2
I honestly didn't get it either until she turned it upside down. Her process makes no sense to me, but I cannot argue with the results.
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6/4/12 10:30 AM
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Don’t Forget To Check Yourself
That joke made sense in my head.
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5/23/12 1:10 PM
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The Creator Of
ALF
Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK
That joke make sense in my head.
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5/23/12 1:10 PM
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The Creator Of
ALF
Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK
The Tanners called him Alf because they thought he had the best shot at unseating FDR.
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5/23/12 1:08 PM
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The Creator Of
ALF
Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK
I like it when I unambiguously agree with Gabe. It's refreshing.
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5/2/12 6:32 PM
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A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The One Where Gabe And Kelly Fight About Hulu
The thing about this that upsets me is that this tool makes $700k per episode for "acting" in a half-hour sitcom. Facial symmetry is great and all, but really?
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5/2/12 3:50 PM
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This Ashton Kutcher “Dating Video” Is Incredibly Upsetting
You captioned it!
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5/1/12 5:43 PM
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Why Don’t You Caption
It? Contest: Real Kardashians And Fake Kardashians TOGETHER!
So, fake Kardashians?
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5/1/12 5:40 PM
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Why Don’t You Caption
It? Contest: Real Kardashians And Fake Kardashians TOGETHER!
Is it 7?
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4/30/12 1:46 PM
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Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
I am afraid that this poor gentleman has some sort of cold and is also delusional.
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4/30/12 1:43 PM
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Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
You better step back, R2D2. Krispy Kremes are fucking delicious.
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4/30/12 1:42 PM
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Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
I should probably start reading the book.
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4/27/12 1:58 AM
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Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something?
lol! You blast your nose!
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4/24/12 6:51 PM
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Why Don’t You Caption It?
Contest:
Star Wars
Behind The Scenes Photo Of A Gamorrean Picking Its Nose
That Gamorrean was a 4th year at my undergrad college when I was a firstie. I saw him twice. At a party, once and once on the quad. I was unimpressed.
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4/24/12 6:11 PM
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Why Don’t You Caption It?
Contest:
Star Wars
Behind The Scenes Photo Of A Gamorrean Picking Its Nose
http://i.imgur.com/use8l.jpg
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4/24/12 5:49 PM
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Facebook Masturbation Song, OR: “What We Always Talk About When We Are Talking About The Internet”
I love kittens and Hitler.
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4/24/12 5:39 PM
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Facebook Masturbation Song, OR: “What We Always Talk About When We Are Talking About The Internet”
NOT AGAIN!
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4/24/12 5:38 PM
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Facebook Masturbation Song, OR: “What We Always Talk About When We Are Talking About The Internet”
Unpopular opinion: I feel really bad for him.
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4/19/12 12:55 PM
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The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads
I love how the dude who joined Spidey was at first hesitant before giving in to his soul dance. Dance on, you floppy-handed luchador!
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4/18/12 3:51 PM
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A Reminder To Do What Makes You Happy, Because Life Is Short
I'd like to suggest Yo Gabba Gabba as, if not a Muppet equivalent, a solid new Sesame Street for today.
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4/18/12 2:35 PM
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I Finally Have A Thing To Say About
The Muppets
You misread my tone. It was meant as a boisterous and loving "Shut up, Molly Martin!"
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4/17/12 6:35 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
Shut up, Molly Martin!
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4/17/12 6:06 PM
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Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
Now I need a keanu lap to lie on.
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4/17/12 6:05 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
http://i.imgur.com/Dyfwj.jpg
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4/17/12 6:01 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
http://i.imgur.com/Dyfwj.jpg
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4/17/12 6:01 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
http://i.imgur.com/Dyfwj.jpg?1
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4/17/12 6:01 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
He is a Sad Clowney, Jr.
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4/17/12 5:39 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
http://i.imgur.com/AtIh3.gif
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4/17/12 5:37 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
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4/17/12 5:36 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey, Jr.'s neighbor's daughter has surprisingly mature taste in decor!
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4/17/12 5:33 PM
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Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
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