If you are a person who likes ladies, I highly recommend watching this video in the computer center at a woman's college. I just did, and it was amazing.
"Welcome, good sir, to my humble abode. I shall offer you the greatest compliment that can be offered in this or any other universe: the opportunity to consume the sweet, sweet fruit of my loins. Luke has been properly gestated to the height of deliciousness, and if you do not eat at least three- sevenths of his baby flesh, I will take it as the highest insult known to man, modern or Paleolithic."
It seems that the primary job of an English professor is to watch videos on youtube. I suppose that explains the rise in college tuition (bandwidth costs money).
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