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Who am I kidding? This guy understands how to play the internet! http://i.imgur.com/x1UB3.jpg
Welcome, Brad! Don't fuck this up!
I am at school, but imagine a gif of Quaid from Total Recall when he is exposed to the Martian atmosphere.
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Your parents didn't take you to church either, did they?
It works. I did that routine, and no one gave me any shit.
Remember kids: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fk-bnl5-8S0/TVRn9jEmaoI/AAAAAAAAAEo/bJAebeKw-ho/s400/superman.JPG
A lot of pretend love in real life?
Thanks, guys. I'm generally pretty comfortable being alone, but this can be a particularly lonely day.
I don't see how anyone's soul could be occupied by anything other than 8-bit New Order after that trailer.
In terms of shitty SNL guests last night, Chris Brown was definitely Number 2.
Slow down, Nightmare! At this pace, I'll never get a chance to study for my Genetics exam.
I would have watched it, but I was too busy buying a DOUCHEBAG.
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*makes **joke recycled from twitter
It's the only thing that make the Grammys culturally relevant.
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I would ask to be "Guest Huckabeast" but I fear that I would suffer by comparison. I guess I'll just be me.
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I replied in the wrong place and messed up the joke, but all propers to you, Ian.
You just made my weekend, brrrrrian. :)
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Please accept my apologies for that outburst. That was a purely emotional response based on my old age and impending demise.
You are an ass for making me think about this.
Birdie Rich #dogdrummers
John Boneham #dogdrummers
Phil Collar-ins #dogdrummers
Justin Biegrrrrr #dogdrummers
It would be horrible if it actually sounded like whistles, snaps and gurgling, but you still got in trouble at work because your boss hooked up on his semester abroad.
I like to think of this as a dinner order at some sort of quasi-Nietzschean steak house.
One might gather from the inclusion of "Porno Foley Artist" in the title that the "NSFW: HEADPHONES UP" was implied.
Ironically, she is completely silent during sex.
I hit what you did there.