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Golden Globes 2025: Nominees Includes Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Ex-Yuck Frontman Daniel Blumberg
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Who am I kidding? This guy
understands
how to play the internet! http://i.imgur.com/x1UB3.jpg
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2/15/11 9:39 AM
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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: BradOFarrell
Welcome, Brad! Don't fuck this up!
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2/15/11 9:36 AM
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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: BradOFarrell
I am at school, but imagine a gif of Quaid from Total Recall when he is exposed to the Martian atmosphere.
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2/14/11 6:59 PM
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This Is YOUR Nightmare: Yoga Faces
http://i53.tinypic.com/20ra5ie.jpg
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2/14/11 2:38 PM
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I’d Hit That: Oscar Edition
Your parents didn't take you to church either, did they?
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2/14/11 1:40 PM
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Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance?
It works. I did that routine, and no one gave me any shit.
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2/14/11 1:37 PM
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Is This the Beginning of the End of Spike Can Dance?
Remember kids: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fk-bnl5-8S0/TVRn9jEmaoI/AAAAAAAAAEo/bJAebeKw-ho/s400/superman.JPG
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2/14/11 12:49 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day: TV Kisses Supercut
A lot of pretend love in real life?
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2/14/11 12:44 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day: TV Kisses Supercut
Thanks, guys. I'm generally pretty comfortable being alone, but this can be a particularly lonely day.
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2/14/11 12:40 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day: TV Kisses Supercut
Now I feel like crap.
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2/14/11 12:32 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day: TV Kisses Supercut
Uncle Knuckle
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2/14/11 12:31 PM
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John Hughes’ Long Lost
The Legend of Zelda
Trailer, You Guys
I don't see how anyone's soul could be occupied by anything other than 8-bit New Order after that trailer.
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2/14/11 12:19 PM
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John Hughes’ Long Lost
The Legend of Zelda
Trailer, You Guys
In terms of shitty SNL guests last night, Chris Brown was definitely Number 2.
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2/14/11 10:42 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Russell Brand and Chris Brown
Slow down, Nightmare! At this pace, I'll never get a chance to study for my Genetics exam.
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2/14/11 10:39 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Russell Brand and Chris Brown
I would have watched it, but I was too busy buying a DOUCHEBAG.
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2/14/11 10:36 AM
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Saturday Night Live
: Russell Brand and Chris Brown
http://i55.tinypic.com/2n6fd5h.jpg
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2/14/11 10:24 AM
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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Thisismynightmare
*makes **joke recycled from twitter
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2/14/11 10:23 AM
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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Thisismynightmare
It's the only thing that make the Grammys culturally relevant.
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2/14/11 10:22 AM
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Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Thisismynightmare
http://i.imgur.com/CQOTx.jpg
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2/14/11 10:17 AM
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A Brief Note About This Week
I would ask to be "Guest Huckabeast" but I fear that I would suffer by comparison. I guess I'll just be me.
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2/14/11 10:11 AM
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A Brief Note About This Week
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/notthefatherp1.gif
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2/12/11 2:50 AM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I replied in the wrong place and messed up the joke, but all propers to you, Ian.
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2/12/11 2:48 AM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Wait, Gabe is older than 10 and knows who Chris Hanson is.
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2/11/11 8:26 PM
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Can You See Justin Bieber’s New 3D Movie
Never Say Never
Or Do You Have To Go To Jail: A Quiz
You just made my weekend, brrrrrian. :)
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2/11/11 8:23 PM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
http://videogum.com/271801/thats-your-girlfriend-german-porno-foley-artist/nsfw/
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2/11/11 8:07 PM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
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2/11/11 6:34 PM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
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2/11/11 6:28 PM
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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Please accept my apologies for that outburst. That was a purely emotional response based on my old age and impending demise.
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2/11/11 2:10 PM
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Roger Ebert’s Oscar Picks!
You are an ass for making me think about this.
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2/11/11 2:08 PM
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Roger Ebert’s Oscar Picks!
Birdie Rich #dogdrummers
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2/11/11 1:12 PM
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This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming!
John Boneham #dogdrummers
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2/11/11 1:12 PM
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This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming!
Phil Collar-ins #dogdrummers
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2/11/11 1:10 PM
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This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming!
Justin Biegrrrrr #dogdrummers
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2/11/11 1:07 PM
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This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming!
Never Say Never
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2/11/11 1:01 PM
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This Dog Is Very Good At Drumming!
It would be horrible if it actually sounded like whistles, snaps and gurgling, but you still got in trouble at work because your boss hooked up on his semester abroad.
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2/11/11 11:22 AM
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That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist
I like to think of this as a dinner order at some sort of quasi-Nietzschean steak house.
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2/11/11 11:17 AM
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That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist
Thanks!
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2/11/11 11:10 AM
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That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist
One might gather from the inclusion of "Porno Foley Artist" in the title that the "NSFW: HEADPHONES UP" was implied.
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2/11/11 11:09 AM
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That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist
Ironically, she is completely silent during sex.
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2/11/11 11:05 AM
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That’s Your Girlfriend: German Porno Foley Artist
I hit what you did there.
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2/11/11 10:58 AM
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X-Men: First Class
Trailer, You Guys
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