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"Have fun at dinner." - All you guys
Guys, it is time for me to go to my birthday dinner! Yay!
Gabe Liedman owns a piece of prime real estate in my heart.
http://i.imgur.com/DtUE7.jpg
Happy belated Gossip Girl Day, you guys!
Everyone knows that the only way to heal the cultural divisions in Connecticut is not to eat tacos. It's to eat taco salad. Racism over.
And all the gays wept... because the wedding was just that fabulous!
5pm - ???: Make fun of people different from us, beers.
Also, that seems like it would be a Jonathan Demme or David Fincher movie. Or maybe Darren Aronofsky.
Mean Girls was based on "Queen Bees and Wannabes", which is a sociological study of teenage girls with no overarching narrative. It's pretty good, too.
Brooklyn Decker? More like Double Decker! Cause of the belly, right?
Everybody laughed at me for keeping a bag of circular cutouts of penis images, but who's laughing now?
I want to punch Sarah so much that my television is in danger.
A couple of things about that: -They clearly seem to want everyone to see Beverly as an underdog, which makes me think that she will make it back to the finals. -Tom's comment to Chris about this being one of his best dishes (you know, the one that just lost and was described as "missing the mark?") was such a fucking backhanded compliment. I'm almost surprised Chris didn't respond with a hearty, "Fuck you, Tom!"
I will miss trying to locate Chris' eyes behind his glasses.
This situation involves pizza, but, for one little girl, it was no party.
Come on, scooterbeanbag! WHO WOULD TOUCH THE SCREENS?!?
It's frivolous regardless of the complainant. For the joke to be libelous as described in the link above, it would require that a reasonable person would think that Leno was sincerely trying to convince people that the temple is actually Romney's house.
Doesn't this guy seem like the kind of father who won't put the camera down while he rhythmically describes something dangerous that his baby is doing?
I want to give Tim Gunn from 29 years ago a big hug!
Babies are pretty durable.
If you have a lowest-rated to spare, I'll trade you a Caption Contest. I need a low score for the double EGOT.
I love this gif and want to marry it. Let's hope that gay marriage opponents are right about that slippery slope thing.
Sorry. Someone mentioned wearing a cardigan last night, and I needed to unload.
Fool me. Fool me. Go on and fool me.
Love me. Love me. Say that you love me.
That reminds me of my goddaughter, Zoe. She has never developed a proper fear of strangers, so when she's being carried in a public place, she will sometimes try to jump into the arms of some random person and hug them. Luckily, everyone has always been super chill about it, mainly because Zoe is a little ball of adorable.
What I'm taking from this is that this dude has done the research, and 18 months is the best age. That's some fucking science right there!