We discover during a visit from a local historian/geneticist that Carrie's powers come from a recessive mutant gene that reappears every few generations in her highly inbred lineage.
I know from experience that if you watch Die Hard II and finish a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage and a fifth of cheap rum by yourself, you won't remember anything from that night except the two "This is the '90s" clips from that movie in the video above.
I agree with many of the sentiments expressed in this list, and respectfully disagree with some others. Also, in some cases my ignorance precludes me from taking a stand one way or the other. Cheers!
Also. I never posted my Carrort Top caption, but I twittered it. It was something like: "Carrot Top: now rich in straighta hairotene." That would have made the top five easily, right?
I don't think you understand how Mean Girls stuff works, Gabe. Of course she could sit next to the popular girl before. Otherwise, the popular girl wouldn't be able to dash her expectations by ejecting her from the table. Also, maybe you weren't scarred by social rejection when you were in elementary and middle school, but some of us were, and it sucked. The shit I went through from 10-12 was pretty fucking brutal.
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