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You look like a tan Adam West.
The wife of my father's friend told me that I look like Paul Giamatti. She is a horrible bitch.
You look like Peter Sellers.
But only after she sells all of her hair,
We have found our star for the Hackers remake!
We discover during a visit from a local historian/geneticist that Carrie's powers come from a recessive mutant gene that reappears every few generations in her highly inbred lineage.
As Sue Snell: http://i.imgur.com/I3gm5.jpg
FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR33333333333333TTTT!!!!!!! (djfreshie is now the heart of this franchise.)
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I know from experience that if you watch Die Hard II and finish a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage and a fifth of cheap rum by yourself, you won't remember anything from that night except the two "This is the '90s" clips from that movie in the video above.
Did anyone see that new Mission Impossible movie? It was so awesome that, if you see it in IMAX, you automatically reach OT-IV!
I agree with many of the sentiments expressed in this list, and respectfully disagree with some others. Also, in some cases my ignorance precludes me from taking a stand one way or the other. Cheers!
You addressed that the BBC and ITV are two different television networks? My reading comprehension must be going to shit.
I miss y'all! I'm going to try to be a part of the family more. My New Year's Resolution is to spend more time dicking around on the internet!
Also. I never posted my Carrort Top caption, but I twittered it. It was something like: "Carrot Top: now rich in straighta hairotene." That would have made the top five easily, right?
Also, I don't think this contest is fair. I mean, we can't all afford to hire a team of writers like Frank Lloyd Wrong obviously does.
Hey, I made the list! Ya'll haven't forgotten me after all! <3
You can't argue with success!
"Dad! Why not compliment me for a change?"
The only thing more overrated than Ryan Gosling is Parks and Recreation.
Why would you begrudge Soft Gabe his success, Mr. Downvoter? HE'S EARNED THIS!
Ahem... http://i.imgur.com/1HwMB.gif http://i.imgur.com/9hTSK.gif http://i.imgur.com/n7lfu.gif And, of course... http://i.imgur.com/8AJG1.gif
Cyriak knows Christmas! http://www.cyriak.co.uk/gifs/spidersanta.gif
I'm pretty sure this was part of the original cut of Eyes Wide Shut.
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http://i.imgur.com/S30dL.jpg
Fox has changed their allegiance in the War on Christmas: http://i.imgur.com/HSIjI.gif
Glee is the answer when questions are wrong.
Maybe the Jim Rash will win for Best Screenplay, and Dean Pelton can give a shout-out to his homies.
How is Joe Rogan gonna explain this one to Marc Maron?
I don't think you understand how Mean Girls stuff works, Gabe. Of course she could sit next to the popular girl before. Otherwise, the popular girl wouldn't be able to dash her expectations by ejecting her from the table. Also, maybe you weren't scarred by social rejection when you were in elementary and middle school, but some of us were, and it sucked. The shit I went through from 10-12 was pretty fucking brutal.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2900000/The-Nightman-Cometh-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-2900505-200-200.jpg
This is why I find homophobia hilarious.