“I was at this juice bar, and he came in, and I said, 'Does it bug you that the other mouseketeers became successful musicians, and all you are known for is looking vaguely angry.' I thought that would be, like, something we would have in common, except that I'm not a gay mouseketeer."
“I was at this juice bar, and he came in, and I said, 'You'll never grow up to look like Kevin Sorbo drinking carrot juice.' I was so embarrassed when I realized that he had ordered the Green Energy Blend."
Why are we taking this disgruntled former producer's word for all this? This guy claims that Fieri had him fired, so maybe he isn't the most objective source. Anyway, Guy told me that this guy is a douche, and he would never lie to me. He loves me too much.
Investigating The Tortured Artist: A Series of Conceptual Works Integrating Vocal Performance And The Physical Manifestation of The Pain Felt By The Performer When The Audience Rejects His or Her Bared Soul
Featuring Steve-O
Of Anderson Cooper's show? Sometimes it gets boring in his castle, and he was tired of being all serious all the time. Also, he's always wanted to be like Oprah, but with older money.
Dear Professor Higginbotham c/o Virginia Tech,
Please grant this little douchebag an extra credit point even though he missed the school blood drive. As it turns out, he is a whiny little bitch, which is a valid medical and legal excuse.
XOXO,
Rainbows and Sperry's
The worst part about this is that we all now know that Madonna absolutely loathes hydrangeas, but we still can only speculate about Gustavo Fring's former life in Chile.
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