I can't even say how happy I am that monsters ball week eight made the cut. Or as I like to call it "the thread that changed videogum." Its when we grew up. Its like this site's puberty. I just wish it cramped the top ten. Where you at piss stain mattress?
Guys think its funny the way she eats them because she sucks all the juices out. What don't you have some food you eat everyday. Mines toast. Guidettes like it when I eat it because I slowly lick its clitoris. Fuggedaboutit.
You really screwed me on this one internet. You had to go and get offended didn't you. I love moral outrage as much as the next guy, but not when it comes between me and seeing a crazy freaking guidette get rocked.
What she said. I like to think of it as all just some good natured ribbing. Despite their differences for the most part the average Guido is good people.
But the thing is those statements can remain cartoonish and slap stick to me because they are. But when I scroll down the page and graphically see a woman shoot herself in the head I can no longer distance myself from it.
Seriously dude? I love to laugh at horrible things, that's why I'm here. I don't love being constantly reminded of tragedies that occur in far too many people's lives.
"You look good in armor." I can't tell you how bad I just want somebody to tell me that. You think a suit of armor is easy to put on, you think its not exhausting to wear? I go through a lot of trouble to dress like this, and not because I'm afraid of an attack. Its because I look good in it and I want for that to be acknowledged.
Finally somebody willing to voice some dissent. Just because a movie's protagonist happens to be both white and melancholy does not mean the movie is bad. I for one want to see Ben Stiller to get his Chas Tenenbaum on.
I like how they have to escort her off camera like she is seriously injured. Quick get this woman some morphine. C'mon it was just a ham. Can't she play it off like its no big deal so people don't have to pretend to be concerned. "Can't hit the princess with the ham." Man I hate people like that. Quick, somebody hit her in the ass with a can of cranberry sauce while she is walking away.
I wonder if he ever looks at his mansion, his gorgeous car, the hundreds of adoring groupies he has bedded and thinks its not worth it. I know I fucking would.
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