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Can this thread just be a list of crazy things Artest has done. In Sacramento he was arrested for both domestic abuse and accidentally starving his dog. He is wearing number 37 this year because that's how many weeks Thriller was at number one. He seems like a genuinely good guy, just bipolar and weird. You get the impression if he wasn't really good at basketball, he would be a total outcast.
I wish the league had more football in jokes. When they did the Chad Ochocinco child please I thought it was hilarious. Its very rare that both my comedy nerdiness and my sports nerdiness collide, but I love it when they do. Its like how a jugallo furry must feel.
I still sustain myself on a diet solely comprised of warheads and airheads.
Me and Gabe eat fruit by the foot together!! BACK OFF!!
I would say jinx, but my comment is a total 3 minutes after yours so, tip of the hat.
Bruce Villanch, Carmen Electra, talk about an all star cast.
I wasn't going to upvote you because monstah beat you by a few seconds and I have rules about upvoting similar jokes. But then you pulled out the fact that Da Cake Eatur loves to say get in my belly and I knew I had to break my rule.
I love Steve Martin. This will be the first Oscars I watch in a long time.
That pretty much sums up my feelings toward new Weezer perfectly.
Can't stop partying with lil wayne is possibly my favorite song this year. It is hilarious.
That's true. It doesn't do much to promote discussion though which gives the impression Haneke feels he already has it all figured out. This to me is a glaring weakness.
If I was Scottish I would probably hate Braveheart. I am not so I don't. I upvoted you anyway because it felt nationalistic not to.
That is not Defense Against the Dark Arts 101, that's year 3 level shit. But yeah I understand. Personally my boggart turns into Fire Demons but Jeff Dunham also sucks.
Every review I have ever seen about this movie, both negative and positive, have said the same exact thing. That same sentiment was basically how I felt about the movie after watching it. For something that makes you think so much, it isn't really open to much interpretation. I don't know if that's bad or good.
And then I will put on greenman, and I will dance around.
We should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us happy in the most disgusting way possible. But seriously to this guy, good for you. I think
In a related story, this movie continues to look like it will ruin my life when I go and see it opening night.
Sorry, that wasn't really meant to be directed at you. I was just trying to compare your joke to George's. It wasn't meant as an insult. I actually thought it was pretty funny.
The jerk store called, and they said they were running out of you!
Thanks to both of you.
Its not really mocking anything. Well its mocking Rivers maybe. Its Rivers making an intentional joke about himself. And that doesn't make it any less funny.
You are only just now realizing that this is a little tongue in cheek? Have you ever listened to "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived?" Do you really think Rivers is the kind of guy to get down like this? He's having a laugh and it is both incredibly obvious and hilarious.
disgruntled hipster no. 416. You're alright too.
If we're doing this, I'll tell you upvote nearly every thing you comment, but I hate your avatar. And your screen name that pairs with it, but to a lesser extent then your avatar.
Judging by the budget and general bizarreness of that video I think the great pumpkin was looking for Linus's Charlie Brown, if you know what I'm saying.
Super spooky! Ever since the clown Beyonce video I always expect somebody to get injured in at the end of videos like this. Also, at the end there, was that anchorman totally just fondling the the weatherman up on that green screen?
Haha, that dog's wearing glasses. Like seriously, what kind of optometrist can prescribe those. "Better or worse?" "Woof" "What in the WHAT!"
I don't know if you can ever be old enough to call something "the pinnacle of American Literature."
Like I said, "may be unpopular."
I definitely want him to find out about it.
Gabe, your description of Deadwood made it sound very similar thematically to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. This may be unpopular here, but I hated Blood Meridian. Since you are smarter than me I assume you have read every book ever and I just wanted to know how the two books really compare. Also mega lols at the megadittos Rush.
"Say it Ain't So" is lyrically a great song. I actually struggle to think of a song that is similar to it. I just fail to see how the lyrics in this song are worse than "Surf Wax America." I also don't see how this is any cheesier than the sweater song.
So somebody calls her Assnuts and they are her friend for life. Talk about an Mr. F
I upvoted you for fear of your mental health.