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"Well Alex I don't really feel one should talk about any field on television they aren't experts in. That's why I feel I should talk about drunkenly masturbating to high school yearbooks."
Only a man who has weathered the fires of hell can wield a chainsaw with such self confidence. Yes Robert Lee, I would like one of your non-mansion, stained mobile homes.
It also had a really funny trailer I think. Words can't describe how unfunny that movie was. It was however the movie that I realized Rachel Weisz is exceptionally beautiful, so silver lining.
I'm going to disagree with your introduction Gabe, there can be good action movies and bad action movies. This is a bad one. Not to keep fucking that chicken, but Crank is a good one. A great one. And I read your WMOAT about it and I disagree with your primary assertion. You didn't get it, even though you thought you did. You just don't like action movies, that's cool. Crankhead 4 lyfe!!1!!1!
Yeah, its hilarious that a Sudanese refugee doesn't have as firm a grasp on modern rap music and technology as me but is still interested in it.
JTT wasn't in Jungle 2 Jungle. You're thinking of Man of the House. Duh!
Did you just say topical costumes? I'm going as Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
You know what's actually wrong with videogum? You care enough about the voting scale to run some sort of sting operation. Cool it Paul Newman.
I smiled when Rivers did that little shoulder tap then sneak to the other side move. That's Rivers, apologetically dorky. And you're kidding yourself if you think Weezer was ever anything else. They got introspective on one record, ONE. Then afterward the critical response was so terrible they felt embarrassed and overexposed. Also, they are now forty year old men. Get over yourselves people in this thread.
I really hate to admit this, but I clicked on this spam. It was curiosity, I'm not really in to butt stuff! I swear! But this is the great part. The link goes to a blog with a sexy background about electric spectrum analyzers. Electric spectrum analyzers. This is the greatest spam bot ever.
This comment makes almost no sense. I apologize
My first reaction to your comment was "Whoa, that is an incredibly nice thing to say." Then I thought about and you said I was funnier then Dunham, Leno, and McFarlane. Then I thought, "Yep, sounds about right. Even aynrandian is funnier then those pricks." He/she is not, but the vast majority of the commenters are. Big hugs and kisses everyone.
You make up for it with the most stupendous avatar I've ever seen.
I'm incredibly undecided as to whether or not I should jump on this videogum twitter train. I probably will remain in stalemate until the opportunity passes me by.
I'm definitely feeling this new one. "Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away." -My personal hero, TI-
Pretty sure she played Liz Lemon in the real life 30 Rock parody porn.
So he opened his show with a "joke" about how Barack Obama is black? What the fuck. That's the first impression you want people to get from your show? That this world is all upside down because are president is black? You know what it is a little upside down, because that was on TV. I'm glad you brought up the fact that his mouth always moves. It always reminds me of GOB. This basically is like if GOB and Franklin got a TV show, and that is a huge mistake.
Community and 30 Rock killed it this week. The Office had a few laughs so I can't complain. Honestly this is the first week I can remember when 30 Rock was better that Sunny, but it was. That upsets me a little but I know they will kill it next week. This was the first week I watched Parks and Recs, but for all the hype you guys have been giving it I expected it to be alright. I was terribly wrong. This show is like a boring version of the Office. Amy Poehler's character is just a hybrid of Michael Scott and Liz Lemon. Its completely uncreative. The best part of that episode was Aziz and Paul Scheer, and they had about five minutes of combined air time. I won't be coming back to that show.
"Oh look everyone a retarded gay guy" Tom Cruise you mad.
Did anybody go to Man City for any other reason? And footygum forever, this is fun.
Barca was never the right fit for him. He can't dribble as well as Messi and he can't pass as well as Xavi. He's basically a poor man's Iniesta, but oh man was he right for Arsenal. I would and do seriously argue that Xavi is the best player in the world right now. Also, regardless of how you feel about Robin Van Persie, but you have to admit that RVP and Arashavin are the coolest strike pair in the game.
"Have you ever heard me play guitar, I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm not good at, talking about healthcare reform." John Mayer; "Have you ever seen me use parenthetical phrases, I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm not good at, talking about politics even though I am kind of good at it." Gabe Delahaye
She's almost forty!!!1!1!! That just ruined my day.
Hleb was my favorite soccer player about two years ago, and obviously he was fantastic.
Yeah, I fucking hate people with dreams. Seriously though, what the hell did you say?
Yeah, that was definitely a full nelson. And yeah, that is also much worse.
I don't understand how ol' yellow shirt can come from that scrap and feel like he was in the right. I mean he slapped a basically unprovoked half nelson on Tattoo-armed McGee there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f1rQ2fNos This one is the best
My actual girlfriend will not shut up about how she has this huge crush on Taylor Lautner/photoshop werewolf. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, my girlfriend is totally my girlfriend. Oh shit.
I hate when nerds call themselves nerds. 1. I have no way to make fun of them. 2. It makes me feel bad that some people can admit it.
"The Picture" was a staple of my dorm. It was seriously on every cork board next to the desks. No comment as to whether or not it was on mine.
She was terrible at Mario. You see her completely ignore that dragon coin? I mean five of those and that's an extra man. What are you Joe Rockefeller with plenty of extra lives to throw around? This is a recession and extra lives are scarce.
Yeah, it was Eggerish with a capital E. It was really breathtaking a work and staggering in its genius amirite.
This movie wasn't a kids movie. Its like when you are watching a show with very unorthodox comedy like Human Giant or Tim and Eric. The joke is really more a joke about a joke. If you haven't heard the more conventional joke that is being satirized yet, you aren't going to get the new joke. This movie was the same thing. As a child I wouldn't have teared up when Max was telling his mom that story while she was working because it would have just been a regular occurrence. As an adult I see that scene and think back to sitting on my mom's feet as she used the computer, or walking circles around the kitchen table with one shoe on and telling my mom about my day. It reminded me of how much I love my mother and how much I miss my family. It reminded me of how I want to return to the ones who love me most of all. As a child, I would have had no perspective and it would not have affected me.
So if I extrapolate from the fact that Napoleon Complex got downvoted here I can deduce that the monsters are anti mothers. What are we, fucking Peter Pan? Are we all just bitter orphans that are pissed that Napoleon is rubbing his healthy relationship with his mother in our faces? I also love my mother Napoleon, I also love my mother.
Obviously I meant soul instead of sole. I don't think we are fish I can't imagine in any state not dead- mates.
This is meant in no offense to you That One, you're the one and I respect you. But I am so tired of the constant Glenn Beck rants. Yes he is an asshole and a character and not entirely genuine, but we all know that and constantly say that. Its like its some disgusting who hates Glenn Beck the most contest and I'm tired of it. That being said, that gif was hilarious.
Yeah, looking back through those I'm not entirely sure what we thought was so funny. I mean don't get me wrong, I was a huge cake eatur apologist, and now that he's banished it makes me kind of sad. But the joke doesn't really work as well anymore. Maybe it was just the right place at the right time. Somebody needs to make a documentary about Da Cake Eatur's stay at the top, filled with real trolling footage and extensive interviews with Gabe, Lindsay, and a few Monsters. Then send that shit to sundance and watch the benjamins roll in.