Full unnecessary disclosure; last night I dreamed that Angelo was trying to kiss me. I find this to be disturbing because I really think he is a giant, cry-baby, weirdo.
Yes. I remember seeing Gallipoli (I was just a tiny baby when I saw it) and having a huge crush on him and now I am beyond nauseated. His face has now transformed into his soul. (Dorian Grey anyone? I went to college!)
I think the reason Gail Simmons (of Food and Wine magazine) is often overlooked is because this pretty lady has to stand next to the Unbelievably Tall and Shockingly Beautiful Padma. Not fair.
Did anyone else notice the much more exciting news on this site:
"Has David Fincher Found His Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er?"
This is why meaverly is so popular; you are a gracious and welcoming person and you always make me feel at ease...I really do like you!
Now if you could only help me be clever...
I also accuse Diane Keaton for playing the same character in every movie she's been in since 1970, and wearing scarves, turtlenecks and giant necklaces does not hide the turkey neck!! (I needed to get that of my chest because obviously Diane Keaton is just awful (see: the family stone WMOAT))
Be careful everyone! If you are mean to her she will definitely put all your deep, dark secrets on this blog that everyone will be reading! I warned you! She has the power!
I also have "two healthy, nice ones"! Gweneth and I have so much in common except that I named my kids normal names, I don't have a rock star husband, don't have bat wings, and I am not a living nightmare. Other than that, TWINSIES!!
Is this really a thing? I mean, if this lady can put this garbage out then why isn't my mom a pop music phenomenon? I am waiting for someone to yell, "FAKE!!!".
Yes. If I were less lazy or knew how to work the internet I would have posted that myself...Thank you for the help. (I am not an astronaut, just a little squirrel)
Won't someone PLEASE think about the children...I am sure that the little kids in the park that day will never forget the importance of getting your message across with nudity. Great.
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