I never in my wildest dreams thought I would ever type this but...could someone make a gif of the dancing Moes doing the jerk-off pantomime?
"Coitanly!"
Ummm..what's the difference between a Videogum meetup and a Topher Grace fanclub meetup? I think the Vinn Diagram for those two groups has zero overlap.
I was at the Austin show too! And yeah, I felt like most of jokes were both Texas-centric or self-deprecating. He didn't bash NBC/Leno near as much as I thought he would, so it didn't feel to me like the "woe is me-a-thon" that Gabe describes.
But our show was SO much better* because WE got Martin Sexton instead of Stewart/Colbert/Rudd.
*sarcasm
I have no idea why the New York crowd got shitty opening music. At the Austin show, we were treated to Phoenix, Spoon, Vampire Weekend, My Morning Jacket, and The White Stripes. I guess New Yorkers have terrible taste? That is what I am guessing.
Could someone now photoshop it to be a Sarlacc? I lack the necessary skills. Also, I won't look like a huge nerd for taking the time to photoshop a picture into a Sarlacc.
High five!
(I hope you're not mad at me for the high five joke(s). I think they're funny because I think you're awesome and funny and you were on Cash Cab which makes you a great person and the champion of my heart, but if you want me to stop I will. Also, I will encourage others to do the same.)
I always feel like you and Cooperman seem to comment in the same vicinity of each other on most threads, which elicits a lot of "Awwwwssss" from me in your little adore-off competition. Keep up the good work you guys. The work of being cute.
These guys HAVE to read videogum, right? I mean, I remember some monster saying that if Sufjan sang the line about pelicans and the cellphone, we'd all think it was great. These guys had to have read that, right?
The most annoying thing about it is that that story got more laughs than anything else he said that may or may not have been in his own words. So he even though he didn't get any money, he's still profiting from Patton's joke by making people think that he has more charisma and wit than he actually does. So he's still a fucking thief no matter how you look at it.
He's also never won an Emmy. And Jon Cryer has. Think about THAT for a moment.
On second thought, don't think about that. It will make you want to kill yourself.
I'm going to make multiple accounts just so I can continue to upvote this. Right after I finish looking at these pictures of shirtless men with my dad.
I don't know if this abolishes any street cred or self proclamations of artsiness I may have made over the years, but can I say that I don't care at all for anything by Harmony Korine, or for that matter Todd Solondz? I know that I should put an onion on my belt and go to the early bird special at 4 p.m. followed by a restful night's sleep at 5, but seriously, UGH, those two. UGH. I'm going to eat another Werther's because my back is killing me.
So, wait, is Gabe getting Benjamin Button'd or are you getting Benjamin Button'd? Or are you both going through it? Either way, I don't think either one of you is going to meet in the middle.
That Ghostbusters shit made me ridiculously angry. So I watched the other one and started to tear up at the end. These are too many emotions for one post!
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