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Oh, I'm sure Gabe DIDN'T miss Betty White being nominated. I would wager that Gabe is trying to pretend like it didn't happen.
They could have also made room by leaving off Jon Cryer forever.
I almost wet my pants with joy when Steve Carrell suggested they resolve their conflict the old-fashioned way. But then I didn't. Because I am a grown-up and not Hugh Jackman.
Can someone answer a question for me? Is Modern Family THAT good? Does it really need THREE whole nominations for best supporting actor while the likes of Rainn Wilson, Aziz Ansari, Donald Glover, Chevy Chase, Charlie Day, Chris Pratt, and especially Nick Offerman go completely unnoticed? This is really irritating since I have never watched Modern Family. Also, Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton deserve every Emmy, ever.
Just please don't throw her under a bus! Also, GO HOLLANDLAND!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (This is what professional Birdie watchers say in their play-by-play Birdie commentaries)
I would like to see a reality show where the winner goes on to become an action movie star. "We've got company." "Well, I'm sure not going to be friends with any of them." "In order to win this competition, you have to literally throw the other guy under the bus." Etc.
Wayne's World 2 is just as good, if not better than Wayne's World. I'll let THE BEST, aka Roger Ebert, explain: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19931210/REVIEWS/312100303/1023
"You're dead weight, Steve."
But they already went to England in the second one! Everyone knows you don't rehash the same exotic location twice, Gabe.
Sweet Swirling Onion Rings!!
I was driving through Eastern New Mexico/West Texas yesterday as it turns out, and I totally saw a double rainbow after a pretty major rainstorm in those areas. Also, I almost ran over a snake. Also, I think I'm turning into my dad.
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ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE, YOU GUYS. http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/charlie-and-dee-protest.jpg
Happy 4th of July, you American Monsters! http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mr-t-with-gold-plate.jpg
Good Job, Godsauce! We were so close, but you won. I hope you're doing well. What's that? Why am I stroking this gun? What gun? I don't know what you're talking about! I resent the implication! Also, you should look over there RIGHT NOW!
Gabe, I'm pretty sure Mel was clear what would happen to me if I broke up with him.
The Teapot Bio-Dome Scandal
Who is the Senatorial version of Joe Barton? Because that person needs to apologize to me and America for this.
I kinda thought this was David Blaine at first. Performing his standing in waist deep water illusion.
It's true. I haven't seen him there since.
Perhaps he was digging for GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
I saw Harry Knowles at the gym once. Yes, the gym. (Because he's fat) "I saw Harry Knowles at the gym once." - Me
Have you been watching Cash Cab again?
I think it's kind of redundant, since he's already an animatronic Showbiz Pizza machine. A rare miss, Steve Winbot!
"And now every college student in the country wears my Che Guevara t-shirts." How did Glenn Beck know about UT's mandatory school uniforms?
http://twitter.com/SteveWinbot/status/17281457166
It was a deceptively terrible trailer, but surprisingly good, I thought. "I laughed."- Me
I cannot tell you how much I am LOL'ing at both of these posts. Good jobs, That One, whoa! (no sarcasmo)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00243/Jon_Cryer_243441s.jpg
I like to think it could be taken as a reply to either.
No Fucking Thanks, No Friendo.