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Afterwards, he said, "I REST MY CASE. Also, my beanie babies, which are from Jesus cuz they start with the letter "b", are worth a million dollars!"
You are the Toby Flenderson of Videogum.
Could they PLEASSSEEE give Steve Carrell an effing Emmy now? I mean, I don't want to live in a world where Jon Cryer has one and Steve doesn't.
Wait, what does it mean when your loins turn red??!! Did he have ants in his crotch? I better be careful next time I'm at a masseuse!
I like how he borrowed David Fincher's basement to film this.
Dr. Zaius: This is the planet of the apes. Steve Winwood: I don't give a care. Dr. Zaius: PSYCHE!!!! JUST KIDDIN'!!!! It's Earth, broham. Steve Winwood: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiting on Winwood.... In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-
Does Focker finally get milked?
This is WAYYYYYY off topic, but I just thought you should know that one time a guy in my hometown ran for mayor. That man's name? BILL DINGUS. Needless to say he did not win.
Oh shit! I forgot about Valley Girl! And Peggy Sue Got Married. And Con Air. Con Air is amazing.
What's that one movie where the guy shoots the snake in the mouth with a bazooka? There were so many, who even knows?
What's that one Todd Solondz movie about the really unlikable people that I would never in a million years want to have a conversation with? Or maybe that was a Harmony Korine movie?
What's that one movie where Joe Pesci gets whacked at the end?
What's that one movie that Paul Haggis wrote that's totally condescending and filled with cliches and/or stereotypes?
Adaptation, Bad Lieutenant: POCN, Leaving Las Vegas, Wild at Heart, Raising Arizona, Red Rock West, Moonstruck. Oh yeah, I really like Nicolas Cage, BTW.
Is there an emoticon for hate vomiting? Is it this? >:-0<
What's that one comment thread where Steve Winwood was a complete dick?
That was quite larger than I expected. (ATGSTTS)
Hey Ashley Greene! http://thoughtdocket.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the-history-of-the-middle-finger.jpg
Wait, when did we stop?
Liz, I silently upvoted this.
There's something off about this phrase, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
So are you actually John Mayer?
Don't let jerks stop you! Comment away!
Lotso's backstory was heart-breaking. Even though he was obviously a sociopathic stuffed bear, I still felt so bad for him! Oh Lotso! I'm sorry your life was so awful! #Adulthood
Relax, downvoters. It was supposed to be "tears", not "jeers". I assume.
I think they just recycle them. I'm more worried about what they do to the popcorn boxes. No wonder Funtastik looks so worried all the time.
I LITERALLY just saw it! Very good! Very Toys!
With all those jumpcuts, I think this video was directed by Max Headroom.
So, let's see if I've got this right: DS3M= Venkman Gabe= The Mayor AnAmPat= Ray Werttrew= Egon Godsauce= Winston Does anybody want to photoshop this? Notsewfast? Hausfrau?