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The fact that my one successful comment was made when I wasn't signed in is making me irrationally angry. My "Revenge of the Nerds" icon does not deserve this.
I enjoy that your comment score goes up around number 14 or 15. We were really buying what you were selling the more we saw it. Anyway, I agree; I learned about a million animals from Lindsay (that is NOT an exaggeration) and she only made me watch a shark eating a horse once. (I didn't actually watch it--I'm sensitive.)
YOU CAN'T tell me what TO do, AAP.
After Danielle's childhood explanation, I was like "called it!" on the sexual abuse and that seems really unfortunate. And I'd even like to say I have never done that before but I also watch Charm School.
That costume would've made Donnie Darko a lot less creepy. Wait, a lot more creepy.
I know that he's being fake-gay, but I can't help but be distracted by what a beautiful gay man Cohen could make full-time. Or possibly a woman. The blonde was a good choice. (I don't think I'm allowed to see the movie.)
I think she understands--she didn't quit or anything. Don't blame yourself! It's not your fault (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY6k50qB4Ys). Robin Williams says so.
Now that's a Michael Jackson tribute. I mean, unintentionally but the influence is still obvious. (I'll fawn over you later, Lindsay. Too early for sadness.)
I know you could say this about most movies, but this is going to sound really dumb in 30 years. My children (and their flying cars) are going to laugh at this. That being said, if we're going to make a movie about modern trends, I'd enjoy a documentary about World of Warcraft (like the South Park episode but real life).
The "Aaoron Shutway Makes A Crazy Basket" movie is probably being developed as I type. I hope a Jonas is available.
I actually think my grandma would find it rather thoughtful. She's been watching a lot of Tyra lately so a newfangled boob separator is probably right up her alley.
C cup or larger? Whoops, I'm out. It'll make a nice Christmas present though. Regift!
I saw this at a free screening and my 70-year old boss was there, so the scene where Nicole Kidman masturbates wasn't awkward or anything. Why is she such a monster?
Now you're concerned? No "et tu" necessary when the man has already done Must Love Dogs. Which I saw because I support Lloyd Dobler no matter what, but I am NOT delusional about his choices.
I'd like to go back to the olden days of fat people programming where they were just living their lives: Roseanne, Designing Women, The View 1.0. I mean, not all of us cry when asked simple questions just because we're a size 16 (except, yes we do).
Exactly. We already have The Biggest Loser for that. One fatsploitation show at a time. Fat people on tv don't HAVE to be crying all the time. (Except, yes they do.)
"Well. Yoooou....are the sport of sports." [Awkward back pat.]
They've actually tapped into my worst nightmare.
Do people really meet their soul mates by bumping into them awkwardly? Maybe I should just go headbutt people on the street. They can make a movie about it.
How long have you been saving that gem because I wish it was brought to my life sooner. And imagining Quinto saying it is even better. ALL MY FAVORITE WORLDS ARE COLLIDING.
I'd like to know what '80s Patrick Swayze has to say about this. Where'd he go?
And after every episode of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here"? Admit it!
Yeah, that's all fine and good, but what did they have for dessert?
I was going to roll my eyes at the "gun show" thing since that joke is so Never-Was-Funny years ago, but he had guns tattooed on his arms. He really took his joke to the next level and I respect that. I bet he has an arrow tattoo pointing to his penis.
Great, now you've ruined the ending. (I'm never going to see The Lake House.)
Yeah, that was one of the things I actually LIKED about the book. Otherwise, it was a lot of mush in the middle. Also, as far as spoilers go, it took the trailer about 2 minutes to do what the book did in a million pages, which could save a lot of people time.
Is using the camera to show us a dog's [stoned] point of view for 30 seconds really helping anyone? Show me more stoned dog and less ground please.
I didn't get creepy. It was more of a muppet vibe.
I've never NOT gone into a bar and opened with, "Hey everybody, we've got a great show tonight." If I had known it would be a thing...
I'm going to start sending these exotic-animals-as-pets videos to my dad with the subject: "Why did you ruin my life?"
Countess WhyArtThou Yelling
We know they're not 30 because they were waaay too excited to be swearing on camera. And hey, I can't begrudge them that.
I love how paparazzi always sound monotone after being attacked because they're trying to disguise their glee. "Oh, no. Please stop. What's your problem?.....Ow."
Yeah, exactly. I sometimes forget the wonderful home lives of sex workers/strippers--all those beauty pageants, cheerleading competitions, and vacations on the beach. JUST LIKE IN THE VIDEO. Those girls are lucky.
Should you really be drinking so much with the cancer and all...? I'm just looking out for you.
Gays like her and straights don't? Because those aren't huge categories or anything. If we're going to vastly generalize, let's say straight MEN don't like her, like this Gabe fellow.
What's with the "soft spoken" stuff? Is that some sort of euphemism for "big pansy" that I'm not aware of?
I'm not going to be really impressed unless Tori shows up in a leather jacket and everyone is all, "Who is that? Ohhh right."