Radiohead 2011

With a new album arriving on Saturday, Radiohead’s getting their press house in order. Part of that is releasing a more recent band photo, which you can see/enjoy, above. They’ve had a lot of black and white press photos before, but this one seemed hilariously old-timey for them. So, I thought we could borrow a franchise from Videogum and write some captions. For instance:

  • “‘Anyone Can Play The Penny Whistle’”
  • “Radiohead travel back in time so even Radiohead can be influenced by early Radiohead”
  • “Lady Antebellum”

You get it. Come up with better ones below. In other Radiohead news, the pre-order site for The King Of Limbs is live.

(via At Ease)

[Photo by Sebastian Edge]

Comments (138)
  1. This will be our first pretentious photo of many!

  2. True Grit waits

  3. Stop checking your Twitter and just take the f*cking photo! …why did we hire this guy if all he had was an iPhone?

  4. Radiohead travel back in time, hoping to stop the worlds greatest disaster… the recording of “Pop is Dead”.

  5. We suck Young Blood…

  6. To cast out the spirits of old

  7. I knew these mushrooms were a bad idea……….

  8. The Night They Drove Old Oxford Down

  9. Radiohead is Seeking Kyle!!!…….he’s about this tall

  10. “We’ve gone so far back in time that it actually makes sense Stereogum would premiere a new track by Paul SImon.”

  11. We are tiny.

  12. can Johnny Depp have his Dead Man props back please

  13. Nikola Tesla discovered electromagnetic waves transmission. Named it after us.

  14. Ok Computer out in 1905. No World War.

  15. The King of Tree Limbs

  16. The National Anthem (of the Confederate States)

  17. Is Jonny Greenwood still writing music for There Will Be Blood?

  18. Just another Jack White band.

  19. Radiohead unveil yet another distribution strategy for “King of Limbs” . You must be at least this tall to buy the album.

  20. “For Gemma, A Couple Years Ago”

  21. What a weird looking kitchen.

  22. Hey Thom aren’t you glad we bought these top hats?

  23. No more fake plastic trees and city living, Radiohead go back to basics and nature.

  24. IN GRAYSCALES

  25. In an attempt to save money, Radiohead use the Hipstamatic on Stanley’s iPhone for all their press photos.

  26. Radiohead continue to innovate, the album is literally a newspaper

  27. Hunting Bears

  28. Ok Abacus.

  29. My Iron Clads.

  30. Phrenological Electro-telegraphy

  31. None shall pass

  32. We Suck Old Blood

  33. Stupid Car(riage)

  34. Mumford & Fathers

  35. Up in the woods, down on our minds

  36. Kid Antebellum

    OK old-timey-adding machine

  37. “In a fast Model T
    I’m saddened that I died
    No airbag saved my life” :(

  38. If you look real close, you can see Rick Danko back there.

  39. OK Blacksmith.

  40. If you go down to the woods today you’re sure for a big surprise

  41. Kid Antiquity

    Confederate Karma Police

  42. Four score and 15 steps ago

  43. Radiohead get lost in Germany after time travelling back to 1942

    (note their arm possessions )

  44. Ed O’Brien’s would only agree to this shoot if he could include his invisible pony “Noodles.”

  45. i hope we don’t get poison ivy

  46. You ain’t from around here, are you, boy?

  47. It wasn’t Radiohead who mastered Time and Space, transporting the band to the late 1800s.

    It was Miley, y’all!

  48. WHO THE F*** ARE THE ARCADE FIRE?!?!?!?!?

  49. “O.K. Cotton Gin”

  50. Ed: “I thought we agreed I’d wear the old hat…”
    Thom: “I thought we agreed you’d keep your mouth shut.”

  51. Fucking daguerreotypes, how do they work?

  52. Radiodead Weather

  53. The King of Limbs…tree, that is.

  54. In the next…civil warrrrr

  55. Thom Wesley Harding

  56. My Iron Stove

  57. Radiohead go walking in their landscape, being carful of broken branches.

  58. Phonograph Head

  59. “Great, guys…really ‘Brooklyn’…”

  60. “How about a little more ‘Brooklyn?”

  61. We don’t think this picture is cool either, which is what makes it cool. God we are cool.

  62. You probably can’t tell, but these trees happen to be fake and plastic.

  63. “Hey, it worked for the Killers.”

  64. “This is what happens when you mess with time machines. They drop you off in the fucking woods.”

  65. Once Upon A Time in Oxford…

  66. Thou chortles until his noggin falls off

  67. “This is one for the good (old) days
    And I have it all here in white, sepia, gray”

  68. we suck young guns

  69. Oh, its between two ferns?? I thought it was between two trees- Thom Yorke
    So, we’re not meeting Zach Galifianakis? We dressed up for nothing.. – Johnny Greenwood

  70. We already buried the limbs.

  71. Hey, who farted? Johnnyyyyyyyy!

  72. “I don’t know, man. We kind of look racist in this picture.”

  73. Concept for our upcoming album: Branches In My Face.

  74. Jonny managed to still look pretty cool.

  75. fleet foxes announce lost ep

  76. Radiohead: now with hats.

  77. “So… where do we plug in the ondes Martenot?”

  78. Your move, Coldplay.

  79. “The trees are talking”

  80. third man records introduce Radiohead

  81. since when did bono and the edge join radiohead? i’m going to throw up now.

  82. Dude, I’m tired of the woods, man, let’s go.

  83. Tree Fingers

  84. “Who is this guy, again?… You sure Anton Corbijn was busy?”

  85. Radiohead camps out in an Amish community, to prepare for their upcoming “unplugged” album.

  86. Thom: “Jonny, why so sad?’
    Jonny: “Just depressed, I couldn’t get LCD Soundsystem tickets either…”

  87. “We went on a Dances with Wolves set tour and it included a free propped group picture…”

  88. Thom: “They don’t have a clue that i’m actually wearing my red pants”

  89. Phonographhead

  90. OK Typewriter

  91. Hail to the leaf.

  92. radiohead please play these old dead trees a ballad of the centuries

  93. Hi, we’re 15 steps ahead of all you copycat twats and the best band on the planet since 1996, good luck. Oh, and learn to fucking sing and play live fake bands, ta.

  94. “world’s worst photo shoot possibly featuring The Dave Matthews Band”

  95. “Seriously guys, it’s not my solo project. If it helps, just make me really blurry in the background of our press photo”

  96. “Colonial Roots”

  97. What is the average wingspan of a fully laded swallow?

  98. The new album is safe from Internet leaks out here. Now which tree is it buried near…

  99. Thom: “So how do you guys like my new solo stuff? And please, be honest, and keep your answers in the form of a hand gesture.”

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