Almost everyone who entered our Dirty Projectors caption contest got a thumbs down! Yeesh. As eldave put it, "Tough room." In gentler news, this week we heard a heartwarming hitchhiking story, speculated on Centipede Hz, and probably saved RubberJohnny's vision. So without further delay here are your highest and lowest rated comments of the past seven days. THIS WEEK'S 10 ...