I have no idea how the Seth MacFarlane/Mark Wahlberg raunchy-stuffed-animal romp Ted is an actual real movie, let alone a genuine box-office success. But here we are writing about Ted anyway, because MacFarlane recruited Norah Jones to sing the soundtrack song "Everybody Needs A Best Friend," an example of the sort of jumpy big-band-pastiche that MacFarlane loves. To hear it, ...