Yesterday, we told you about how Coachella offered to go vegetarian in exchange for a Smiths reunion at the festival, and then we mentioned a report citing "credible sources" claiming a Smiths reunion was indeed imminent. Not so, say other credible sources, i.e., Morrissey's publicist. "The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite -- ...