From the desktop of your average American Superbowl viewer. "AND NOW ... BUILDING BRIDGES ACROSS TIME AND AROUND THE WORLD ... I hope it's Kelly Clarkson! PAUL MCCARTNEY! Damn. I mean, darn. This is pretty lame. Where's his cock ring? He's not even lip synching. A Guns 'N Roses cover. RAWK. I like how he keeps saying 'Thank You Superbowl!' ...